Quagbert's definitions

Splack

Noun-form:
Semen; ejaculation aimed at the face and whose namesack is tdrawn from the sound the fluid makes as it hits skin.

Verb: To ejaculate onto someone.

Noun: She is just waiting for my splack.

Verb: I was so annoyed at the infrequency of our sex, that I splacked all over her face.

by Quagbert February 29, 2004

wet sock

A woman who sleeps around at such excessive levels that intercourse feels like your penis is inserted within a warm, wet sock.

I'd sleep with her again if I had the chance, however she is a wet sock.

by Quagbert February 29, 2004