sweet island skunk

SUPER dank. nuff' said.

this sweet island skunk is BANANAS!!!!!!!!

by choysee! June 19, 2008

spunk stain

A visible stain left on an object by dried semen.

Monica had a spunk stain on her dress.

by Ghost July 27, 2003

Spunk Sponge

A Spunk Sponge is a predatory manwhore, most often found in clubs and bars and the end of the night. They prey on drunk, vulnerable men and particularly drunken soldiers. They’re always ugly and usually hideously fat, often with severely over-developed body hair. They seek and devour every single drop of man-fat possible, leaving their victims drained and weak. An attack by multiple Spunk Sponges (leading to a Jizz-Frenzy) can be fatal; with death caused by dehydration.

Q. "What happened to Dinger last night?"
A. "He got captured by a Spunk Sponge."
R. "Poor Cunt, he looks half dead."

by LEFTY478 March 1, 2009

spunk

A colloquial for ejaculate. Mostly used in Britain.

After wanking for the first time in two weeks I need at least two handkerchiefs to wipe up all the spunk.

by Kiezpro January 20, 2005

spunk-fronters

a favourite pair of comfortable trousers esp. tracksuit or 'tracky' bottoms, used for idling and solitary 'recreation' while at home... generally not washed from one year to the next, the frontal area builds up a delightfully pungent, and crusty residue of semen...

also affectionately known as 'fronters'

Jell0r raced home from work, removed the gimpsuit, and retrieved his spunk-fronters from their position propped up against the wall... after chipping his way into them, the spunky front caressed his loins like sandpaper on wood..

by Tongeh September 26, 2006

anal spunk

the aftermath that a girl/guy pushes outta his/her butthole after a burtal assfuck, which can be a mixture of semen, sweat and or shit, and on rare instances, urine. The chances of having anal spunk are even greater if the person recieved a creampie(cumming inside someones asshole).

After having butt sex, Jessica had to push the anal spunk out of her ass.

Suzy had anal spunk seeping out of her butt after having ass sex.

by ADD86 October 28, 2007

Spunk Cracker

A game you play in which you take a cracker, and set it on a stool in the middle of the room. You get a group of males, and they all stand around the stool, in a circle. All the guys drop their pants, while looking at everyone else, and start jerking off. Which is obviously awkward, as everyone is looking at you, and you're looking at them. When you succeed in getting off, you shoot it onto the cracker. The last person left at the end, has to eat the cracker.

I played spunk cracker last night and Joey had to eat the cracker again.

by Jonesey314 August 23, 2011