plank spanking

Masturbating while planking.

A cop caught me plank spanking at the Lincoln Memorial and now I have to register as a sex offender. That is what I get for living in a country founded by prudes.

by Dont_touch_that_button April 18, 2014

Presidential Spanking

When you accidentally leave change on your couch while masturbating, and it leaves the imprints of presidents faces on your ass cheeks.

"Man i've got to check where i sit from now on, i got such a presidential spanking last night!"

by Dixon Hans December 13, 2015

you stinking libtard

the people who rejected my Hillary Clinton definition

arrest me you stinking libtard

by agtfrhyjk;o March 7, 2019

Dropping the bait without spinning the reel

Teasing and flirting with no intention of being in a relationship or a fling.

Yo man you're wasting your time. Alexa's always dropping the bait without spinning the reel.

by IDCC June 27, 2015

Ship is Sinking

A term used for when a situation is progressively getting worse over

At a house party
Anton: "Man this party is so slow, there is like zero women here and no booze"
Leroy: " Yep, this ship is sinking, I am out"

by RaiRaijinn December 13, 2016

Swinging Scissors / Spinning Scissors

Swinging scissors can mean anything really

It means to go wild also can mean to mess up badly. Can be used to be bored. Can be phrased spinning scissors.

Means to be really mad.

Very old saying used by the older and younger generations

She went absolutely crazy wild last night she was Swinging scissors / Spinning scissors

He messed that project up he really swinging scissors on it.

They had nothing to do all day they were really "spinning scissors" .

Jesus he was fairly swinging scissors today.

by Al and Andy October 23, 2019

sminking

The act of drinking and smoking.

derived from the root smink

Announcement at a college concert to audience:

By order of the Fire Marshal, there will be no sminking

by Mr. Bo June 29, 2009