A particular breed of snake that dwells in the household bath or shower. whilst the bath or shower is in use the snake recoils back into the drain, and if you are unlucky, will spring out of the drain and sink its fangs right in your sphincter.
as a person is going for a shower "watch out for the sphincter snake."
after having been bit "AH! THE SPHINCTER SNAKE BIT ME!"
after having been bit "AH! THE SPHINCTER SNAKE BIT ME!"
by Sparkyyyyyy August 9, 2005
Chill out, relax, get back to your natural -- hopefully more peaceful -- state. Also, stop talking out of your ass. Generally said at news room photodesks
John: Oh shit, god damn, Newt Gingrich or Rick Santorum is about to become the next president of the United States!!?!
Sam: Reset your sphincter, dude, Barack Obama's gonna win easy.
Sam: Reset your sphincter, dude, Barack Obama's gonna win easy.
by Broccoli Robinson January 30, 2012
The definition of a sphincter-marriage:
When someone loves your sphincter so much, it proposed to it. So they can have sex all the time. Mainly found in gay-marriage.
De definitie van een kringspierhuwelijk:
Als iemand zoveel van je kringspier houd dat hij ermee wil trouwen. Zodat ze veel seks kunnen hebben. Dit ziet men voornamelijk bij homo-huwelijken.
When someone loves your sphincter so much, it proposed to it. So they can have sex all the time. Mainly found in gay-marriage.
De definitie van een kringspierhuwelijk:
Als iemand zoveel van je kringspier houd dat hij ermee wil trouwen. Zodat ze veel seks kunnen hebben. Dit ziet men voornamelijk bij homo-huwelijken.
I love your sphincter, will it marry me?
I'm married with my boyfriends sphincter.
Ik houd van je kringspier, mag ik ermee trouwen?
Ik ben getrouwd met mijn vriend zijn kringspier.
kringspierhuwelijk (sphincter-marriage)
I'm married with my boyfriends sphincter.
Ik houd van je kringspier, mag ik ermee trouwen?
Ik ben getrouwd met mijn vriend zijn kringspier.
kringspierhuwelijk (sphincter-marriage)
by M&m! January 7, 2012
Something people say to entice the other party in to saying "what." Thus, making them an ass sphincter
person #1: "Ass sphincter says what?"
Person #2: "what?!"
Person #1: "Ha ha, you are an ass
sphincter!!"
Person #2: "what?!"
Person #1: "Ha ha, you are an ass
sphincter!!"
by diceyj February 5, 2004
We were having a great time and we went to the bedroom, but she ended up catching me hook, line, and sphincter
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