Chill out, relax, get back to your natural -- hopefully more peaceful -- state. Also, stop talking out of your ass. Generally said at news room photodesks
John: Oh shit, god damn, Newt Gingrich or Rick Santorum is about to become the next president of the United States!!?!
Sam: Reset your sphincter, dude, Barack Obama's gonna win easy.
Sam: Reset your sphincter, dude, Barack Obama's gonna win easy.
by Broccoli Robinson February 27, 2012

Something people say to entice the other party in to saying "what." Thus, making them an ass sphincter
person #1: "Ass sphincter says what?"
Person #2: "what?!"
Person #1: "Ha ha, you are an ass
sphincter!!"
Person #2: "what?!"
Person #1: "Ha ha, you are an ass
sphincter!!"
by diceyj February 5, 2004

We were having a great time and we went to the bedroom, but she ended up catching me hook, line, and sphincter
by Brotato Brotahto September 20, 2017

by what do i care 125 August 25, 2022

by Dizzy D. May 3, 2018

My unicorn friend Majestra came over and fucked me with his horn for my birthday in turn giving me the best shimmer sphincter that I ever had.
by MiniThick January 1, 2025

by Tropical Glyph November 13, 2017
