this spelling does not do the justice of meaning.

A happy shrugging emoji that is often used by memers

Person 1: oh no not that thing that does the thing.
Person 2: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Person 1: why you gotta be that way.
Person 2:¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(this spelling does not do the justice of meaning.)

by Caperclop March 14, 2016

Jangalang stallings

A ran over beat down man with no backbone to stand up to Jessica

Hopefully you can get permission and not be a jangalang stallings and get told what to do

by Pprda September 18, 2020

sparling

Noun. The product created when urinating while swimming.
The verb to sparl
Fr. Sparler

I just took a mean sparling upstream from you.

Before we go wakeboarding, I have to jump in the water for a quick sparling.

by KendraBoyd January 1, 2009

spelling

The ideal way to piss off angsty haters.

Cool guy: so u and me should go smoke a joint. up for it?
Butthurt guy: FUCK YOU. IT's YOU. AND IT'S YOU AND I, NOT YOU AND ME.
Cool guy: dude if u don't wanna smoke, its cool. i don't judge.
Butthurt guy: IT'S IT'S IT'S NOT ITS
Cool guy: haha bro i love tits too man.

(Cool guy doesn't give a fuck about spelling)

by pseyoudonym July 8, 2011

Spilling the coke

When your girlfriend bleeds all over the floor after sexual activity, on or off her period.

Oh man, I was fisting my girlfriend and she spilled the coke all over my carpet. Spilling the coke is fucking gross.

by Geerg September 19, 2010

Spalding

The act of inserting a tennis racket either orally, anally, or vaginally.

That girl is is getting a good anal spalding.

by Craig spalding September 4, 2018

alternitive spelling

Speling that is rong because you feal like speing rong. Also is the saim as progresive speling.

The extablishment tels me to spel rite, so I use alternitive spelling to piss them off.

by beyond-the-clouds February 1, 2006