Smooft

When an item is cool, fresh and soft like a babies bottom

Yo dog dat polo is smooft. Were u get dat?

by Uniquis Sugason September 18, 2009

Woofty Scoofty

Pulling the wool over one's eyes
The old switcheroo
Zigging instead of zagging, or vice versa

I thought that prick was gonna take care of this piece of business for me. You gave me the old woofty scoofty ya prick ya!

by Stiltch June 30, 2011

snoofer

An adorable baby animal that you want to snuggle.

My Brewster is such a snoofer.

by MrsMinx January 25, 2005

sonofabitch

1)noun; a person that pisses the crizzap out of you or your friends.
2)as an exclemation to express shock or extreme emotion

1) that sonofabitch!
2) Sonofabitch! I said suck the motherfucker, you're bitin' it! Shit!

by clayton March 21, 2003

soooo

Usually a precursor to the word "hot" when linguistically challenged SweetVally High girls describe the attractiveness of girly-men like Ashton Kutcher

"OMG OMG OMG Aston Kutcher is like, sooooo hot!"

"Like, I know. I hate to change the subject when we are talking about Ashton, but do you have any Vagisil?"

"Like, totally!"

by Tha_Cuddla April 18, 2004

shoof

verb: to see, to look at, to tell someone to look at something without others knowing.

when you see a cute guy, you say to your friend, "shoof"
nodding in his direction.

by janseybabe December 30, 2008

sonofabitchcockfadoodle

a pissed of whore chicken

look at the sonofabitchcockfadoodle it just bit that roosters dick off.

by sonofabitchcockfadoodle August 25, 2009