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Soccer mom stick

Another name for a 510 thread battery. Refers to the idea that most white, middle class mothers, specifically ‘soccer moms’, prefer vaping THC cartridges rather than smoking due to the discrete nature of vaping.
“Do you really think you can get stoned in the middle of the grocery store?”
“Yeah it’s cool I got a soccer mom stick”
by RougeBlazer June 24, 2021
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A Midwestern Soccer Mom

An alcohol beverage made with a 1:1 mixture of Red Wine and Diet Pepsi.
I was over at Dave's house the other night and I drank a Midwestern Soccer Mom.
by ypoctac June 24, 2021
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Soccer mom

She such a soccer mom
by Fugfyjbg January 7, 2019
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Soccer mom

A Soccer mom is a mother who believes that their child is an absolute legend at soccer when in reality they're shit
that soccer mom thinks her kid if fucking ronaldo
by pints with the lads August 11, 2018
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Soccer Mom

Someone who enrolled her daughter in soccer as a result of playing the sport for years during her youth and young adult life. What she learned from competing on a team would form a foundation in critical life skills such as confidence, teamwork, sacrifice, selflessness, and countless others. This foundation would ultimately set her up for adult life success, be it in enabling her family, serving as a community leader, or progressing in her career. Although unassuming while wearing workout clothes from her kids’ soccer sidelines, she is so much more than the traditional stereotype/definition of this term.
High-performing Katherine tried to not take offense when her boss referred to her as a soccer mom as she transitioned from participating in a work dinner to picking her child up from late-night practice.
by novamaria July 28, 2021
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Soccer Mom

A person who usually has big hair cuts, Typically named lexi hale
by ElementDIc October 17, 2018
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Multiverse Soccer Mom

A Woman who derives sexual pleasure by fondling her own breasts or sexual male partners testicles
Aaiden: Man get a load o' this M.I.L.F., she's a real Multiverse Soccer Mom
Kayden: For Real?
by Papabear845 August 14, 2022
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