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when something is not right, hurting or broken. when you cannot find the word to describe this inconvenience.
ugh, my back is so snaked this morning
snaked by glaceo July 28, 2010

Trouser Snaked 

also from the first definition their is a manuver that may be performed in a kind of drunken stupidity. First you find a unsuspecting victim(preferrably a young girl) sitting on a park bench. You enrage your trouser snake until it grows in size,then you are ready to vigorously massage your wild breast til it is ready to spit its venom then you run up on your victim and shoot troser snake venom all over your victim. While running away in your glory and triumph you are supposed to say "you just got trouser snaked."
Little micheal trouser snaked all over susan's brand new party dress.
Trouser Snaked by Norwegan Heat September 16, 2008

Panty Soaker 

A person whose appearance and demeanor pleases a wide variety of women to an overwhelming degree, so much so that many of these women will "soak their panties". True panty soakers will continue to keep these women aroused and, when engaging in intercourse, will bring these women to orgasm and satisfaction. False panty soakers may be exciting to women at first but, through rude or awkward behaviors and actions, will end the panty soaking effect, possibly resulting in bodily harm to their person. Some panty soakers may also appeal to males of a proper inclination.
Nancy: Oh my god, look at that guy, Jo Ann!
Jo Ann: *Gasp!* He's GORGEOUS!
Ted, a male Panty Soaker: Hello, ladies. My name is Ted. May I buy you both drinks?
Nancy: Yes, you may!
Jo Ann: I got a drink for you right between my legs!
Nancy: JO ANN, WHAT THE FUCK?!!
Panty Soaker by Yachirobi May 12, 2013

pond-soaker 

noun: A woman with an extreme amount of bush who's oblivious to grooming habits of the naughty bits. Pond-soakers are known to congregate in summertime at local clothing optional swimming holes.
Dude, check out the pond-soaker on Tigerlilly, she must be part Italian.

slaked lime rickey 

Lime rickey that tastes like stone.

B.B. Shakedown 

The B.B. Shakedown is the most strenuous sexual position known to man. Many argue this title belongs to the Italian Chandelier, but in reality, the B.B. Shakedown requires the most physical exertion of any sex position. It is when the man supports himself on the floor with only one hand (two if he must) as the female latches on to his body in the missionary position, but her back is not touching the ground, so she is only hanging on by her arms and legs. The male then does pushups with the female attatched to him, while she humps the guy. The man thus must support both his own and the womans weight, while the woman hanging must support her own body while doing upward pelvic thrusts against gravity. Only two people are known to be able to do this amazing feat. One is me, and the girl knows exactly who she is. Be jealous.
Guy 1- "Oh man, I woke up today and my abs and arms hurt so much, you dont even know."
Guy 2- "Really? what did you do?"
Guy 1- "Me and ::insert girls name here:: decided to try the B.B. Shakedown last night. It was incredible."
Guy 2- "You. Are. A. God."