bog snorkeler

n. one who snorkels bogs (think about it...)

Geez...I can't believe you did that, you're such a bog snorkeler!

by kat July 5, 2003

Shiftless Snork

A totally made up ficticious word from my father who happens to be the second coming of Archie Bunker. The word is meant to encompass an individual (almost always in reference to a male subject) who is lazy, has no drive or ambition, talks like he knows everything and knows nothing, may be just plain stupid and most of all has no common sense.

You know I talked to that shiftless snork over at the gas station he does not know his ass from a hole in the ground.

by hotwings25 May 8, 2013

Butt Snorkeler

The act of one's face being so deep in a woman's butt that a snorkel is needed to breathe.

A brand that makes sick clothing (buttsnorkler.com)

I turned into a butt snorkeler after eating Lexi's ass for over 20 minutes.

by The White Kim Jong Un April 26, 2020

lady snores

When a lady dozes off and begins to snore so faintly it's almost difficult to know she's even sleeping.

John's Ho fell asleep on the couch again, but I don't mind because her lady snores are so soft.

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

Snorkeling Semen

When you Get Cum all over your nose and mouth and I have to breath through the Cum for Oxygen

When Ryan Leahy ejaculated on the student the student used the snorkeling semen method to breath through the cum

by Connor Barth December 2, 2017

Flaming Snorkel

Igniting one's pubic hair whilst receiving fellatio.

I told that asshole I'm up for a flaming snorkel... not singed eyebrows.

by CrowFace October 8, 2006

snorkle dorf

Any man over the age of 25 with a compulsion to sniff the banana seats of little girls bicycles.

"Susie, don't ever leave your bike in the yard. Our neighbor Lonny is a snorkle dorf."

by Rex Hammer November 9, 2006