midnight sneak

The act of gently sliding your man meat into your unconscious partners bum hole at the stroke of midnight (12:00 a.m).
Chuck Norris gave that dirty whore the midnight sneak so hard that she shat out of her mouth.
by Ifeltathigh December 20, 2006
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sneak poonge

sneak poonge(verb);

sneak poonging(adjective);

To give, take, or put in a quiet, stealthy manner: sneak ones genitalia into one's mouth. (not limited to oral placement).

A game that can be played between two or more people of the opposite and/or same sex.

Although sneak poonging of the same sex can be equally fun it is frowned upon in most cultures.
Ben crept stealthily in the shadows of the night to share his most precious of gifts with his best chum Jeffrey, quietly kneeling toward Jeffrey's face he set his member gracefully into his mouth with out making so much as a peep.

SURPRISE SURPRISE MY GOOD FRIEND!
You've just been sneak poonged.
by Dr. Larve Love February 25, 2009
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sneak dissed

To talk about someone outloud in that person's face, only a few people know, and laugh amongst themselves.

"Tom sneak dissed on Dude, ain't nobody catch it"
by "Chip" G. 3 May 14, 2007
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sneak attack

It is when you are sitting there minding your business and all of the suddun you start sweating because you have to shit so bad. if you don't make it to a toilet you will shit yourself. it usually happends in the most inconvenient moment like being on a first date with someone or you are in mexico with no indoor plumbing or in an area with onlt johnny on the spot available.
After eating that taco bell it gave me a sneak attack.
by Teabagette April 12, 2005
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sneak attack

while a woman is going down on a guy she pretends to play with his balls, then slips a finger in his rectum.
Erika performed a sneak attack on her boyfriend, now he walks funny.
by Erika JJ April 07, 2008
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sneak preview

when you catch a glimpse of a large dick protruding through too tight boxers
I wasn't too sure Id I wanted to take him home tonight, but then a caught a sneak preview of the fun to come. I thought, hell yeah, im game.
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Swirl'n Sneak

When you are fingering a girl, and a rogue finger accidentally hooks into the anus. Although this incident is generally accidental, it is possible to fake it for personal gain. Occationally said girl won't even notice, if you correct yourself quickly enough.
"Man, me and Alice were going at it the other night, and I accidentally pulled the old 'Swirl'n Sneak'. She didn't even notice!"
by Luke Stevens June 21, 2007
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