Smarterchild

Smarterchild is a very stupid and poor attempt at an interactive aim and msn robot.

Arrgh, RAMB/nicky here, old msn stuffed up. says:
We can stay up late and eat waffles!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
What's that again?
Arrgh, RAMB/nicky here, old msn stuffed up. says:
Oh
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Oh?
Arrgh, RAMB/nicky here, old msn stuffed up. says:
Say can you see
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
Arrgh, RAMB/nicky here, old msn stuffed up. says:
Jee, you're dumb..
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's not nice... and you were being so nice to me earlier.

by Nichola32783287285324327 October 18, 2008

smartie bar

the sweet nothing that one may whisper over textual message, while stronly under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

"oh you so silly, hit me with another cross street smartie bar."

by Kinsey-Loo March 12, 2009

SmarterChild

A bot that is stupid, will say stupid things, and believe everything you say.

Smarterchild(SC):Hello. What's your name?
Me: My name is I'm going to rape you.
SC: Hello, I'm going to rape you.
Me: Why?
SC: Why what?
Me Why are you going to rape me?
Sc: I was going to rape you?
Me: Ok. Let's change subjects.
SC: OK. How is your life going.
Me: I died 3 weeks ago. I don't have a life.
Sc: Wow. That's sad.
Me: Just kidding!
SC: So, how old are you?
Me: 217.997767
Sc: Wow.
Me: Do you know the value of pi.
SC: Pi is not a word. I am smater than you. There is no such thing a pie.
me: Retard

by Boblosacheeseta Lareciprocal August 4, 2009

Smartter

The act of sucking a fart out of someones rectom.

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

Smartner

1.(n)A silly last name.
2.(n)A silly family.

1."What's your Smartner?"
"My smartner is Cartner."
2."Look at those Smartners."

by Kris-10 April 27, 2005

smarterchild

a bitchy bot-like msn contact which is funny to mess with XD. Its mail is [e-mail] bleh... as if you didnt know that.

smarterchildfucker:*
smarterchild:-

*jesus?
-i am a simple computer. let humans worry about theologycal matters i say... HEY! check (...)
*y?
-because.
*because?
-'cause what?
*what?
-what?
*fucktard
-does your mother know u use this kind of language?
*yes
-yup
>>we could do "something" just for "fun"
*youre fat
-no im not
*yes you are, you eat cheeseburgers-- loads of em
-you better believe it

by fucksmarterchild January 22, 2009

Smarties Rule

If you have to choose a color for something, you will purposely make sure that the last color you pick is red.

Mom: "I bought you that shirt two months ago and you're just wearing it now?"
Son: "Smarties Rule. It's red."

Sally: "You've painted your room pretty much every color, why haven't you used red yet?"
John: "Smarties Rule. I still have to use indigo and tickle-me pink before red."

by KenzelC April 10, 2010