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jerk and slurp

Man, let's go for a jerk and slurp.
by Laurenzzo March 28, 2008
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Beer Slurp

the act of drinking spilled beer off of a bar or table
Jason- Yo, I hear Kyle spilled his beer! PARTY FOUL!
Jimbo- No worries, he can just pull a beer slurp..
Jason- BEER SLURPIN TIME!!
by PARTYSAVER November 20, 2009
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Pink Slurp

1/4 Gin, 1/4 Calpol Cough Medicine & 1/2 Rosé Wine, used as a cheap alternative to illegal drugs and expensive alcholic cocktails. used widely in Irish house parties over the past few months. Can be drank to enhance a particular moment in ones life.
Person 1- "Hey, let's head down to the off license and buy some vodka and mixers"
Person 2- "Jesus! That's too expensive for me, im gonna mix up some pink slurp for the party instead"
Person 1- "Yeah me too actually, leats go to my house, i ahve loads of calpol and gin, you bring the wine"
by Dha Rat October 26, 2011
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vaginal slurp

that sound her vag makes when you pull out too fast
Bro I was about to blow my load and went to pull out, she was so tight she had a vaginal slurp!
by Abs jags October 24, 2015
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Arse slurp

When you take a massive shit and it hits the water like a rock and the water splashes up
Holy shit! Just took a massive dump! Major arse slurp mate😷💦
by QueenSs May 1, 2016
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herpy slurp

Wait until you're significant other has a herpy breakout on there crotch and suck the juice out of their blisters.
Last night I gave a hooker a herpy slurp.
by cumballs69 January 18, 2017
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double slurp mctwist

When he/she is slurping your shmeat and the use both hands in opposite twist motions on the shaft and slurps the head.
Bruh she was hit me with the double slurp mctwist, you know I had to bust a nutt
by OllyTrolly February 27, 2019
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