Skylarking

A sexual act whereby a woman lays down naked on her back and man crouches over her, naked as well, and vomits down into her open mouth.

Originated from the common misconception that the cover of seminal English Pastoral-New Wave-Baroque Pop band XTC's classic 1986 album of the same name depicts a pair of lovers engaging in the described act. In reality, they are each just playing the flute.

"Dude, that girl I took out on a date Friday was a total freak - after dinner, we went back to my place and were up skylarking half the night, 'til we had to order in from the diner because I was so hungry."

by stavrosthemuffinman April 20, 2009

skylar hamilton

an insanley hot guy, although all he talks about is fishing and golfing...very sweet and has awesome hair and pretty brown eyes.

Girl 1 : yea, this skylar hamilton goes to my school.

Girl 2 : is he hot?

Girl 1 : of course, he is a skylar hamilton.

by einf November 11, 2010

skylar

a mother freaking asshole

girl#1 : ewww look it’s a skylar

girl#2 i would hate to be her

by tyrytutytt October 6, 2019

Skylar

Skylar is a absolute fake ass bitch, usually found in trash cans. They murder egirls by paying plus size models to hit them with their cars. They shit on their boyfriends and will marry a pedophilic dickhead who wants 46 kids. Usually they get ass lifts at some point due to saggy asses. They're ugly af and will die alone due to husband divorcing them. Ur kids will disown u.

Skylar u cheating assfucker

by Ahhhhhh124 December 11, 2019

skyelar

A drug addict loser who likes young girls.

he got high last night and slept with some little girl, he totally pulled a skyelar

by b-. October 18, 2008

Skylar

Skylar is a sweet girl who is flat as a bord and has no curves but is that most popular girl. She is extremely skinny and never gets in a relationship and is afraid to even hug a boy. She will be very nice one day and hate you the next. She will be obsessed with a boy one day and hate him the next then be obsessed with him all over again. She can be very obnoxious and annoying but also be nice and funny.

Did you meet Skylar last night?
Ya she very ehh.

by 138999burnthillfromfire October 6, 2018

Skylar

Skylar is someone who thinks she’s perfect and thinks all the boys are obsessed with her. She’s constantly thinking she’s the queen and being rude to her friends. She’s one of the sassiest people you could met and has trouble following directions. She flirts with all the guys and shows off her flat but nice body. She loves cheer even though she isn’t the best.

Be careful,that’s a Skylar she will take your boy and sass you to the top!

by 101cheer101 November 20, 2018