Ultimate Simp

Someone who goes ALL out for a girl who don’t even want to talk to him or want anything to DO with him.

Omg , dudes the ultimate simp.

by Beektoriooo September 12, 2020

National simp for Maleah day

May 12 is national simp for Maleah day. Any girl named Maleah gets simped on for the whole day. All the boys either give her gifts or attempt to kiss her because her day is so special

Jacob: yo dude what day is it?
Ethan: yo don’t you know? It’s may 12th?Did you forget it’s national simp for Maleah day?

Jacob: ohhh shoot dude. I didn’t even get a gift so simp for Maleah frick

by KSPJOF1117 November 28, 2020

JM Simp

The JM Simp is a sub-species of mother fucker, as he is a major simp, and the opposite of an anime protagonist chad. He thinks that he pulls, but the only time that a girl has interacted with him was giving him a baked muffin in the kitchen (where women belong).

Did you hear? That JM Simp was found outside of Camberwell High School accepting a baked muffin from a stupid woman!

by Non-Josh Gezzley Enjoyer August 18, 2022

A max tier simp

Someone who is absolutely obsessed with a person(commonly a female) that they would blow their whole paycheck and go without food for a month to please the female.
Anyone who with the following names most likely are a max tier simp:

-Justin

-Tristin

-Tyler

-Blake
-Jake
-Max
-Bartholomew (keep in eye on this one🤏👆)

Ex- Bartholomew, a max tier simp, spent six full hours doing Brittney’s homework and all he got was a simple “thanks”.

by TheManHidingInYourCloset February 8, 2020

similak child

A girl that was raised on artificial breast milk and thus received optimum nutrients and a bad ass booty.

From Black Sheep - Similak Child

That similak child is drivin me wild

by guy July 27, 2004

Simply Nailogical

An awesome youtube channel where all the cool people are at! We are all holosexual on the inside!

Have you seen Simply Nailogicals new video?

by Super Savage July 2, 2018

sampler

An electronic musical instrument that plays back and records sounds so that they can be played using a keyboard or a sequencer. Not to be confused with a synthesizer or ROMpler

A sampler is never going to sound as good as the real instrument.

by SynthBaron November 28, 2003