guillaume simard

A sexy man who attracts girls, oftenly wears glasses. Shoes? hes got alot of them. Loyal, smart. attracted by the girls with cute names, ex: maria, Julie, Sophia.

GIRL: Look at this guy!
GIRL 2 : Hes mine, its guillaume simard

by guisim12 March 15, 2017

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Bloody Simba

When a man fucks a female until her vagina bleeds uncontrollably. He then punches her in the right kidney and as she drops to the floor the man does a swift Rafiki move across her for head with his blood covered penis! Then pick her up and hold her over the balcony and chant SIMBAAAAAA!!

That bitch is being fucking lippy I am going to skull drag her up to my balcony and “Bloody Simba” her like she deserves

by Colemansense March 22, 2019

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sima

word made popular after the release of the popular Beenie Mansong, used as expression of joy. Not to be confused with shortened version of the name of uber noob simantha.

Tom : omg i pwnt that math test yesterday.
Harry : u heard my grade? did i get over 30?
Tom : yea yo 41!!
Harry : sima!!!!

by vengy February 7, 2008

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simaran

Simaran is a nice,kind caring person, but she smells like absolute shit.She always has a dog and she says that she will let you see it but she never does.She is really mean to some people, she is a big bitch but she is a loyal friend she will never tell your secret. You dont want to know a simaran.

Simaran, can I see your dog? Yes.(she didnt let me she lied)

by Emmywantsali1234 September 22, 2020

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Dirty Simba

This is when you fuck a girl and cum in her ass, pull out then rub your dick on her forehead while saying, (in a very slow, deep and creepy voice) SIIIIMMMMBAAAAAA.

Guy 1: So Vince, how is Nauzli n bed?
Guy 2: Dude, she's awesome, she's really into that kinky stuff. She asked me to do the Dirty Simba on her!

by The Man The Myth The Legend June 11, 2008

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