Turtle shelling

What happens when you hold your poop for too long. When you finally sit down on the toilet, you let loose only to realize that it may have been on the verge of popping out, and that you probably had less time to wait than you thought.

John: "Bro, Sidney was over for 6 hours last night and I had to shit so bad!"

Steve: "Damn, son. Did you drop a deuce with her at your place?"

John: "No, but I was turtle shelling it like a mothafucka. Almost shat everywhere."

by 2toedsloth December 18, 2011

Shillinglaw Herpes

This is the type of herpes style rash that appears at the back of the neck. Its typically a sign of utter gaydom. Also probably a sign that you bend over and take it in the ass repeatedly. Hell, if you have such a rash , just go on an admit that you are a gay boi junkie.

Andy stayed outta work today because he has Shillinglaw Herpes.

by someone April 27, 2004

Shilling

Shit (only appropirate to be used in the state of Texas)

Dude, after that meal I'm going to need to take a monster Shilling.

by K-man January 6, 2004

shilling

well its kinda the same as chilling just better

kass: what you up to
rosh: ah just shilling

by fattylovesfatty December 23, 2009

Raw-shrimping

Sexual arousal from sniffing used bikini wax paper.

1. I get my jolly's hanging out behind the tanning salon going through the biohazard box and raw-shrimping the local flavor.

2. I have hair in my lungs from raw-shrimping.

by AntPlug May 24, 2006

SHILLING

PENIS (in Lancashire)

My shilling itches

by cuthman April 18, 2010

shrimping

anal intercourse using your partner's big toe for anal stimulation and glorious anal pleasures.

"did you trim your toenails?...remember last time you went shrimping."

by ScreaminCreamer January 6, 2008