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Willy Shakes

The name of William Shakespeare's night club in London. It was located across the street from the Globe Theatre. (Please note: the aforementioned club did NOT actually exist. It was invented by an English teacher.)
Didst thou go to Willy Shakes after thy performance in Hamlet a fortnight ago?
by WillyShakes October 28, 2009
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Shakespeare

English playwright and author who died in the year of 1616.
Some intend to claim that Shakespere is greatly over rated and if you examine the case and come to the realization that you indeed like Shakespeare, well in that case you haven't attended to high school yet.

There are however theories concerning the real truth about Shakespeare. The theory suggests that there is a deep evil hidden in his works, with the purpouse to steal away the attention from all other authors, such as the swedish poet Carl Michael Bellman.
Common person says: "Hi!"
Shakespeare enthusiast starts waving his arms around and shouting melodramaticly about flowers and the power of spring wich has brought him to meet his friend. When he is done he has one friend less, awake at least.
by Hugin January 15, 2006
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shakespearean

The powder you put into the tip of your penis
I ain't got time to Shakespearean anymore because it stopped hurting
by Shakespearean king March 6, 2014
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Shakespeare

a pedo...
Wow that senior just shakespeared those jr. high girls into sex.

craddle robber
by Krumiph August 16, 2010
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two shakes of a lamb's tail

The act of doing something fast or in a quick manner. 'Two shakes of a lamb's tail' is a phrase usually used at cheap hic resturants or your nearest Circut City.
Waiter: "Yes, sir! I'll get those 7 A1 Imported steaks, 4 baby back ribs, 2 side orders of caeser salads including 1000 Island Dressing with extra olives and the tall Black Russian, in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"

Circut City Employee: "Some wires? I'll get that for you in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
by Phatal August 30, 2003
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Milk Shakes

that guy is so fuckin slow...its like watching two milk shakes fuck
by badonakdonk butt March 29, 2007
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shakespearian shit

A certaint type of shit. not as popular as the ghost shit, the crowd pleaser, or the floater
Bob: Uh Oh....

Fred: What's wrong?

Jack: what's that smell?

Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...

Fred & Jack: ????

Bob: Thy hath shit thy self
by Jeremy August 22, 2006
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