When your very tired from partying the night before with a friend who is an avid runner and has more energy than a uranium fuel rod and he calls you because you missed your 0600 showtime for a 5 mile run.
Phone rings “ring ring ring, dude in bed answers- Hello? Caller says in a dubious voice- “Hey what you doing man? Dude in bed responds, “Duuude, I’m ruffling in the sheets man”. Ruffling in the sheets? WTH does that mean? I’m half way between being ready and going back to bed which is better than being in bed and not being ready!
by anonymous May 8, 2022

by barnscar1 August 16, 2011

An absolute freak in the sheets. Not merely adopted by Excel, but born into it, molded by it. A proper sheet hacker believes that 99% of the work done in spreadsheets is unnecessary. You will never catch a sheet hacker drowning you in a sea of "tips & tricks" to marginally improve your sheet game. Your process MUST be reduced to one button or less. A sheet hacker will upend the VBA documentation in search of a solution.
"Whoa, that sheet hacker automated our entire accounting process"
"I'm collecting unemployment because that sheet hacker put me out of a job"
"I'm collecting unemployment because that sheet hacker put me out of a job"
by ZoomerMalcontent June 5, 2023

by Kaianna February 8, 2019

Switching out sheets in a Contract documents set that have already been assembled with updated information.
I do have two sheets with minor changes, due to a gas conversation with the General Contractor. How would you like those slip sheeted?
by K Shnizzle May 21, 2018

by jjmo July 20, 2009

For when you shit the bed and somebody caught you "brown sheeted". Similar to being caught red handed but when you're guilty of shitting the bed.
by Wangjawn December 2, 2018
