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Ruffling in the sheets

When your very tired from partying the night before with a friend who is an avid runner and has more energy than a uranium fuel rod and he calls you because you missed your 0600 showtime for a 5 mile run.
Phone rings “ring ring ring, dude in bed answers- Hello? Caller says in a dubious voice- “Hey what you doing man? Dude in bed responds, “Duuude, I’m ruffling in the sheets man”. Ruffling in the sheets? WTH does that mean? I’m half way between being ready and going back to bed which is better than being in bed and not being ready!
by anonymous May 8, 2022
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Sheet Shark

When you wake up in the morning with the sheets raised due to a stiff one!
Hey Rob, did you get a sheet shark when you saw Danni walk up the steps?
by barnscar1 August 16, 2011
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Sheet Hacker

An absolute freak in the sheets. Not merely adopted by Excel, but born into it, molded by it. A proper sheet hacker believes that 99% of the work done in spreadsheets is unnecessary. You will never catch a sheet hacker drowning you in a sea of "tips & tricks" to marginally improve your sheet game. Your process MUST be reduced to one button or less. A sheet hacker will upend the VBA documentation in search of a solution.
"Whoa, that sheet hacker automated our entire accounting process"

"I'm collecting unemployment because that sheet hacker put me out of a job"
by ZoomerMalcontent June 5, 2023
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Ringing the sheets

Being stressed out to the point of sweating or generally manifesting physical symptoms.
I’m ringing the sheets rn..life is rough dude.
by Kaianna February 8, 2019
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slip sheeted

Switching out sheets in a Contract documents set that have already been assembled with updated information.
I do have two sheets with minor changes, due to a gas conversation with the General Contractor. How would you like those slip sheeted?
by K Shnizzle May 21, 2018
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tweet sheet

A pre-planned list of statements, each under 140 characters, to put out via Twitter
Johnny's tweet sheet includes 30 innane examples about how wonderful sliced bread really is.
by jjmo July 20, 2009
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Brown sheeted

For when you shit the bed and somebody caught you "brown sheeted". Similar to being caught red handed but when you're guilty of shitting the bed.
by Wangjawn December 2, 2018
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