In college, a difficult professor might shaft the class. By extension, 'self-shaft' means taking the same class independent study.
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
Get the self-shaftmug. A device for smoking marijuana that is made by cutting off the end of a wiffle ball bat, poking a hole in the side, and inserting an aluminum foil bowl into the hole. The bowl is then lit, and the end is covered, allowing the shaft to fill with smoke. It is then inhaled from the base of the bat.
Hey man, we made a shaft of damocles last night. Muthafucker cost us $2, and hits like you wouldn't believe.
by Dylan and Alex December 14, 2008
Get the shaft of damoclesmug. an absurd statement for the use of something really hard to do that means to have a gazelle in your car while simultaniously solving a rubix cube and driving a stick shift car while listening to heavy metal
damn, on the way to the mall today,everbody kept calling me it was like I was getting gazelle shafted.
by DJ MAIN June 27, 2007
Get the gazelle shaftedmug. An action performed by shoving the blade end of a shovel up a female vagina, then breaking off the back half of the shovel and sticking that up her butthole
My friend wanted to get back at his ex for dumping him so I tought him the painful art of spade shafting
by sumthinred October 8, 2011
Get the Spade Shaftingmug. Did Nick get invited to that hot girl's birthday party?
Nah, he took her on a lame date so she gave him the Birthday Shaft!
Nah, he took her on a lame date so she gave him the Birthday Shaft!
by randy2.0 October 23, 2009
Get the Birthday Shaftmug. by the legendary Doug Johnson December 29, 2009
Get the Christmas shaftmug. The most important of your many boyfriends, its the you like the most.
It is the male version of a Main-Squeeze
It is the male version of a Main-Squeeze
by Sawitatdisneyland September 8, 2011
Get the Main Shaftmug.