Babe Shades

Opposite of beer goggles. Neglecting someone's beauty while intoxicated.

- Damn Ali! I can't believe you didn't hook up with that guy last because he was a stud!

- Like, I know Kira. I must have been so drunk I had on my babe shades.

by Ali-Babwa May 30, 2012

Shade Down

similar to a show down, a shade down is when girls get in an argument but are to passive aggressive confront each other, resulting in the ultimate staring contest of contempt.

why do Suzy and Lily keep staring at each other like that?

Lily splashed some mud at Suzy, they are in a shade down.

by jakehatesrakes January 13, 2015

sober shades

sunglasses with dark lenses so you cannot see someone's eyes worn to make someone look sober

bro, i need my sober shades you can tell im not sober.

by weed doctor November 23, 2011

Demerol Shades

The extremely darkened or black lensed sunglasses worn by people into the ER, Urgent Care, or doctors office to gain sympathy from staff in an attempt to increase the amount of medication they hope to receive for their 'headache' pain.

Dr Morphi-- Sooooo, tell me about your illness today?

Sick Sally-- (lowers cell phone) Ooooo doctor! My head is just pounding! I had to wear my dark shades today because even the dimmest light increases my pain! Nothing I tried at home is strong enough! Please help!

Dr Morphi--😲

Sick Sally--😎

Dr Morphi-- (waking away) mutters 'damn Demerol shades'...

by princessandrea1219 February 6, 2019

shade barrow

shade barrow is mare barrows charcters brother. third oldest of five. He is featured in the books Red Queen and Glass Sword. Shade can teleport. he is a jumper. He is also the father of Clara.

"Omg i cant believe Shade Barrow just died!!" _ person 1 "I know!! But thats not even the worst of it. you just wait"_person 2

by justanotherbasicwhitechick:( October 16, 2020

Perv Shading

The act of observing a member of the opposite sex (or same sex depending on your preference) via a pair of highly reflective shades so as to hide ones intentions.

Joe was perv shading with his aviators that he found at the festival.

by JoeGaudet August 29, 2008

Relationship Shades

Also referred to as relation-shades, this is a severe or extensive blindness to some unfavorable aspect of your partner or relationship which is undetectable to you, but completely obvious to everyone else. Relationship shades usually cloud your ability to see your partner for who he or she really is. Common personality traits which are susceptible to being unseen due to relation-shades include: passive-aggressiveness, extreme jealousy, militant disposition while in the company of any of your partner's friends, and straight-up bitch.

Man, your girlfriend is such an overprotective jealous bitch to anyone who comes within two feet of you.

What are you talking about? She isn't anything like that.

Tell that to the chick she punched out last week for smiling at you, I'm surprised you can see ANYTHING through those damn relationship shades.

by CGOguitarist October 3, 2011