Sudsy Session

When using body wash, soap, or shampoo as lubricant while masturbating, making suds as a result of the hand motion.

If you want to have a sudsy session, use Head & Shoulders shampoo. It won't burn the urethra

by JustLib June 8, 2018

Shower Session

To engage in a shower session means to masturbate while taking a shower. Most of those who take on a shower session sit on the shower floor while they masturbate, due to the incresed difficulty of standing masturbation. Also, many of those who engage in shower sessions commonly use moisturizing conditioner or body wash as a lubricant. Although these two products are commonly used, shampoo is not used due to its tendancy to dry out fast on the penis.

Son: "Dad, we need more conditioner."
Dad: "Why is that son?"
Son: "Because I haven't had a shower session in three days!"

by Jakeville December 30, 2010

Jam Session

When a group of bros take turns having sex with a jar or squeeze bottle of jam or jelly (preferably squeeze bottle). Can substitute marmalade as well. No preserves for fear of chunks in urethra.

I got together with my old college roomates this weekend and we had a solid 2 hour jam session.

by The Real Wiz 76 July 16, 2016

jib session

Using crystal meth while having sex either for a quickie to several days.

Hey wanna go to my apartment for a jib session. I have booze too so let's have fun.

by ThisIsMe01xoxo May 14, 2015

brb session

A session where you are away from wherever someone has said "brb". The session ends when the person returns.

Person 1: "Where's smr12?"
Person 2: "He's in a brb session right now."

by sandcastle136 March 20, 2009

bash session

a session of jumping, crashing, rolling, and rock crawling with an rc car, typically a monster truck.

man, that was a bangin' bash session, but i think i bent my front shocks coming down from that 18' jump!

by slunt March 7, 2004

Tweak Session

When you get real high and go into a public place with your friend who is high also and you walk around and tweak out (laugh constantly and enjoy life so much), laugh at everybody and geek out cuz u think people know you are high

adam: yo man you wana get real baked and have a tweak session

jon: yes dude lets do it Walmart Tweak Session now!

adam: hahaha for sure man

by liltunechi March 24, 2010