serious coin

Money. Safe bet. Expensive. Pricey (but worth it).

That (expensive, high-quality item/thing you want) is serious coin.

-Candice is outta my league, man.

-I know, dude. She is sooo money.

-Right? Serious coin.

by cannedhiss October 20, 2011

fo serious

1.seriously or aquainted with a question to show truth and seriousness.

2.sure seriously

Danien:U fo serious u lost yo cd?
boniqua:yea im fo sho i dont know where it is.
Damien:mane you fo serious!


2.
sandy: Im fo serious i want u out of my hizouse!!!

by Debra November 22, 2003

April Serious

When something incredible happens to you on April 1st and everyone thinks you are trying to April fool them, even though you are completely serious.

Trey: Dude! You'll never guess what happened to me last night!
Brent: What?
Trey: I hooked up with Jen AND her sister last night!
Brent: Haha... April Fools...
Trey: No dude! I'm being April Serious!

by Cheese-Fries April 1, 2009

Why So Serious?

When you climax on a girls face and rub your penis across her lips and cheeks in the shape of a smile. The lipstick and the sperm should mix together forming a joker like appearance. After this you take a look at your makeup art and ask her the question "Why So Serious?"

I was having sex with a girl last night. I finished her off with a Why So Serious?

by Preal January 19, 2009

nefarious

Extremely harmful or destructive.

Can someone enumerate all the processes running on this server and find out if one of them might be nefarious?

by Mures May 30, 2005

serious

looking nice....as in someone/something that would interest you.

Wow! Shorty is looking serious in those jeans.

by Adrianne March 24, 2004

Serious Jones

When someone is getting too serious with you or isn't serious enough about a situation.

Damn bitch don't get all serious jones with me,fuck.
Yo, I don't think you're being serious jones about this.

by Eric Ike September 4, 2008