sheet seeking missile

An accidental nocturnal bowel movement

Waking up the morning after a debauched night out with one of her old clients from the strip club, the girl was dismayed to find she had inadvertently destroyed her bed with a sheet seeking missile

by MrPlatypus80 March 2, 2017

vehicle hide and seek

Large scale hide and seek but with vehicles and the whole city is the boundary

"We should play some vehicle hide and seek tonight"

by Munrokr May 26, 2014

Attention seeking stone

A stone that never goes overlooked, no matter how many times it keeps telling everyone they're overlooking it, and they're going to be sorry they did.

The attention seeking stone wasn't really overlooked, it just felt like it should be getting more attention than all the other stones when it wasn't.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

Coon’n Go Seek

A game where you walk into a prodominantly black area and scream Nigger (hard er) and if you escape the proximity undetected/not dead, you win

Last night I was playing a game of Coon’n Go Seek and I got my ass beat by a bunch of niggers

by NicoParamo September 15, 2018

Passport-seeking missile

Someone instigating a whirlwind romance and entering into marriage with a hapless victim for the express intent of gaining citizenship in the victim's country. Whereas a gold-digger needs to be in the same location as their victim, passport-seeking missiles can lock on to targets in the US from as far away as the APAC region via Internet dating.

Tyler: Wow, Kiki just divorced Norbert... they'd only been together a few years.
Conrad: Yeah... I tried to warn him but he didn't want to listen and married a passport-seeking missile!

by <LeIgHthaL> December 30, 2022

american hide and seek

it's a variable of hide and seek, but every time you find someone, you kiss them. You ask someone if they want to play when you want to make out with them.

hey, do you want to play american hide and seek? (please let's make out)

by aliciaisjustbored November 25, 2023

Seek Christ

The phrase "Seek Christ" refers to when a person says or does something entirely out of pocket, and therefore, you must guide them towards enlightenment.

Person 1: Skibidi Rizz Fanum Tax
Person 2: Please seek Christ

by parsidot August 1, 2024