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scriptorian

Noun. A steampunk term for those rare persons who have the gift of creating beautiful handwriting without the aid of an electronic device, i.e. lettering, script or calligraphy.
1. The people were amazed at the way the gifted scriptorian penned the poem.

2. Handwriting is no longer taught in many schools, so in the future, there will be fewer scriptorians.

3. The bride hired a scriptorian to create beautiful signage for her wedding reception.
by zsusza February 1, 2014
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bitch-scripted

When a man listens to all the "blah blah blah" bitch drama his current girlfriend has, and then calls or speaks to his ex-wife or baby's momma like he's forgotten who he's talking to, repeating phrases he has picked up from his whiny insecure bitch girlfriend.
Woman: Girl, my ex called me yesterday sounding all bitch-scripted, talking about I'm trying to keep the kids away from him to hurt him!

Woman's friend: What? Where's that coming from? You never even asked him to pay child support!

Woman: I know! He's forgotten who he's talking to, since his whiny ass girlfriend has all that drama with her baby daddy.
by RavingLunatic07 March 20, 2011
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scriptkiddious

Describes the product or actions of a scriptkiddie or noob computer user.
Usually involves programming by gluing together code samples and auto generated code.
Code written by someone with no training or experience.

(This is also often seen when designers get involved in programming)
Scriptkiddie - "Look at the website I just wrote in Microsoft Word!".
Developer - "You auto generated some scriptkiddious code. Congratulations".

or

"I just helped someone fix a seriously scriptkiddious Flash app".
by Genkilabs April 25, 2006
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Scriptorium

A room in a monastery set aside for the copying, writing, or illuminating of manuscripts and records.
The monks are working by writing in the Scriptorium
by Christoffel van Vuuren August 8, 2008
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scriptophage

A small creature which eats writing utensils.
I turned away for a second and a scriptophage must have eaten my pen!
by Widloaf Brunswick February 8, 2009
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Script Kiddie

That one annoying kid in high school that doesn't know real code but uses some other dude's software to hack and claims to be some sort of god.
Script Kiddie: "Hey guys check out I hacked the school website."
Normal Person: "All you did was DDoS the website, you script kiddie!"
by silly bop October 4, 2017
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scrips

An abbreviation of "scrap chips", scrips are the loose french fries that you find at the bottom of a McDonalds paper bag.

It is important to note that french fries are not defined as scrips until they have fallen out of the fries bag/box, and make their way between the burgers down to the base of the paper bag.

Scrips only become visible after you remove all other items from the bag. Therefore, they are usually eaten after you have finished your burger and french fries. While this means they are normally cooler in temperature than normal french fries, scrips provide the perfect ending to a McDonalds meal, especially when dipped into your chocolate thickshake.
"Oooh look !! Scrips !! Bonus !!"
by doc brown May 20, 2007
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