african booby scratcher

an african who scratches boobs

hello i am emanuel i will be your african booby scratcher for today

by R1ZZLA_TBZ October 15, 2008

dick scratcher

An offensive man who is also stupid and believes he is always right no matter what.

I told that dick scratcher it wouldn't work and now we have to fix it.

by MrBadmouth October 16, 2004

streched hiny

if you've had it up the backside too hard then for the first few days after you have an over-sized bum

i got it up the bum so hard last night ive got an aching, streched hiny

by sexamania February 5, 2004

Sketched

1.to be played by someone

2.to be drawn by someone

1.that bitch sketched me by blocking my sn and ignoring my calls.
2. someone drew me on some paper

I like #1 because that is what happend to me

by Kingman February 3, 2005

tongue scratcher

When a guy has his balls itching, he asks a woman (or a man!) to suck them, as a pleasant way to relive the itch.

We all got drunk and teabagged some poison ivy, so later that night, I asked my girl for a tongue scratcher.

by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015

scratcher

a) A dirty, unclean, unmaintained usually living on a council estate person.. Scraggly greasy hair and scruffy clothing probably from Primark or New Look. Strong smell of chip pan and stale tobacco.
b) A Pikey or Carnie
c) A cute rodent

a)What a dirty scratcher... Don't you scratch your way over here dirty scratcher
b) A scratcher in a caravan
c) The pre-historic squirrel from 'ICE AGE' (Trade Mark)

by slippybitch January 5, 2007

Canadian Duck Scratcher

a South African man who enjoys scratching jaguars or other felines normally in their naughty places

Bob is such a Canadian Duck Scratcher!

by Lord and Lady D February 9, 2009