boy scout fling

When a boy scout can't express his utter fear of not getting his 3rd base badge he screenshots the urban dictionary definition of summer fling sends to all your friends and picks u apart one by one with his scoutmaster sash until he finally works up the courage to put his arm around the summer fling of his dreams at a old gross medieval times in a crown and chicken breath

Someone tried to have a boy scout fling last year haha

by rejkkkk July 3, 2019

Boy Scout Widow

The wife of an adult scout. Although these men are amazing, sweet, handy men who can do just about everything they are never around because they are shaping the minds of the future amazing men of the world. Every woman deserves a husband amazing as a boy scout but they should know that they are in for lots of camp-outs, banquets, and time spent in the woods. Not always a bad thing. But you have to be open-minded with nature and trees and non cleanliness of dishes because these are outdoors men and they are worth it.

woman one: "your husband is away AGAIN this weekend?"
woman 2: "yeah I'm a boy scout widow"
woman 1: "you poor thing?"
woman 2: *looks quizically at her friend* "why? he is the best husband in the world. wheres your husband?"
woman 1: "drunk on the couch watching the game"
woman 2: "mine is helping kids become better men." *gives the you fail look*

by BoyScout'sGirl January 20, 2011

boy scout

VERB: used when doing something that a boy scout would do. something that would be easy for a boy scout to do, but a little bit harder for the common folk.

Guy #1: "dude! you just went completely boy scout on that tent!"
Guy #2: "i know man! it was awesome! but not quite as awesome as how you boy scouted that fire!"

by JohnsonPSanderson October 29, 2010

jew scout

Someone who is only somewhat cheap and bitchy. He's not a total jew, but he's getting there so he's a jew scout.

I had to beg for hours to get a quarter from Mike. He's such a jew scout.

by Not Homestar Runner June 24, 2004

talent scout

Noun. A man (usually) who is constantly on the look out for attractive young women or 'talent' to conquer.

Cate: Watch out for him. He's the local talent scout.

by Cheesehoven June 8, 2007

Shout Out To My Girl Scout

1. A response used primarily in conjunction with the phrase "Peace Out Boy Scout"

2. A possible greeting used in the company of friends.

3. A written greeting used to continue a conversation which had previously ended with "peace out boy scout"

Ariel finishes a conversation "peace out boy scout"

Evan begins the next conversation with "shout out to my girl scout"

by Mike Ardigan-Fitzbaddley June 16, 2009

Sweatin like R.Kelly in a girl scout meeting

To sweat profusely. R.Kelly has an addiction to young girls, and if enticed by something such as a girl scout meeting he would try to resist his urges causeing him to sweat.

We were playin and mah man was Sweatin like R.Kelly in a girl scout meeting

by Tony Randolph April 16, 2008