You haven't scored until the knickers are off. Beware, Young Horndogs. Once in a while a girl will invite you up 'for a coffee' and you think you are in. Who knows why, there could be a hundred different reasons why, but she doesn't want you to stay the night. Defeat has snatched Vitory from your jaws. It happens, albeit rarely. Repent, reflect, get over it. If you call her again is up to you...
What the fuck. I met this chick on Saturday night and we got a taxi back to her place. After about a half an hour she said she was going to bed and that I should order a taxi home. I was gobsmacked. Just goes to show you: "you haven't scored until the knickers are off".
by The Bazman June 19, 2007
Get the You haven't scored until the knickers are off mug.'I'm a fuckin airplane, man, I can see the trees below me' is usually uttered between periods of staring at houseplants and making brnyard noises.
by Justin October 14, 2003
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Only 1 guy who we call Lucky has been able to smoke soo much weeed yet have no effect on him except for the fact his eyez remain bloodshot. There for he was given the honor of bein called the first STONED RAIDER
by Yanalak September 17, 2005
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by Dr. Octaveis June 16, 2009
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2. the most stoned you have ever been
3. a plan that could make you millions, perhaps billions of dollars
4. sililar terms include stoned.org, stoned.gov, or stoned.edu (WHEN YOU ARE EDUCATED ABOUT THAT SHIT)
by martin sirrrr May 15, 2007
Get the stoned.com mug.the ultimate state of mind when u realize the world is out to get you, ur walkin all over ur house lookin for sum food, stare off into space thinkin a dragon just ate ur friend, found a dollar on the floor n screamed like crazy cuz u think ur a millionaire, think chocolate milk is like an orgy in ur mouth, start talkin in a british accent, sometimes u dont even realize ur talkin at all, u rant to ur friends bout how an orange is the mort complex thing in the world, u wanna lie down just for a sec n end up fallin asleep but wake up with the words "sex hole" on your face with an arrow pointed to ur mouth...
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"if the world is out to get you, just lie bak n light up a blunt"
"lifes a dud, smoke sum bud" -my homies words-
"i wanna make marry jane my wife" -evry1s words-
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"lifes a dud, smoke sum bud" -my homies words-
"i wanna make marry jane my wife" -evry1s words-
"live life to the fullest, just get stoned"
"im gonna wake n bake"
by smokedaplant April 18, 2010
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