stoned.com

1. a phrase used to describe the state of mind when one hits weed nirvana

2. the most stoned you have ever been

3. a plan that could make you millions, perhaps billions of dollars

4. sililar terms include stoned.org, stoned.gov, or stoned.edu (WHEN YOU ARE EDUCATED ABOUT THAT SHIT)

i.e. i just drove my bike into the pond wow i was stoned.com

by martin sirrrr May 15, 2007

stoner-paradise.com

Stoner-paradise.com is a commercial website that targets marijuana enthusiasts.

Bro, check out this cool herb grinder that I got from www.stoner-paradise.com

by ScoobyDooPaPa May 26, 2018

computer stoned

when you have been on the computer for like 8+ hours and your body feels like its sunken into the couch and yours eyes are heavy and blood shot as if you were really stoned.

dude last night i spent 9 hours on my computer i was so computer stoned

by Marlind September 12, 2010

stoner comedy

A colloquial term referring to a subgenre of movies depicting the use and/or the users of marijuana. Typically, such movies show marijuana use in an undemonized, comic, or even positive fashion, earning them a following as cult films. Marijuana use is one of the main themes, and inspires most of the action.

'Harold and Kumar' is a throwback to the 'Cheech & Chong' stoner comedy style like 'Up in Smoke.'

by Burt Campbell May 29, 2008

Stoner Coma

The comatose-like state that quickly follows after smoking some dank-ass indica. The effect can also be produced with certain other buds and the people most susceptible to a Stoner Coma are people who are new to smoking the cannabis plant.

Josh: Damn man!
Jarred: What's wrong?
Josh: That purp indica shit we got the other day put Rob into a stoner coma!
Rob: ZzzzZzzz

by Spartan1010 June 12, 2008