schlamalamadingdong

means having a dick that is worth slamming against a table

omg owen your schlamalamadingdong is so big.

by samjefferson.trueamerican May 26, 2021

schlàken

schlàken, the stank of tedford drive, also known as , tsar bomba.

Did you smell the schlaken dropped next door?
Yeah it stank!

Barry absolutely destroyed the poopen-schlàken!

by barry the bowl breaker July 10, 2021

schlake

A portmanteau consisting of the Rammstein members "Schneider" and "Flake"; usually to refer to someone who likes both members

a devoted schlake enjoyer

by 313rammfan October 30, 2021

Schlabbin’

Hitting on females (preferably milfs) while absolutely obliterated trying to get them to buy shots for you

I was schlabbin’ around last night trying to get that milf to go home with me

by schlabbin’ king November 8, 2021

Schlada Monday

After a night out you and the boys (hungover as fuck) take a trip to the nearest mexican restaurant to grab yourself some chicken enchiladas (aka schladas).

Ayyy boys its schlada monday baby. Lfg

by SPunkyxxx July 11, 2022

Schlain

The worst name in Human history

“Hey, isn't that Schlain over there?”

“Yeah, fuck that guy, all my homies hate Schlain.”

by Schlain hater #1 July 31, 2022

Schlade

Explosive bowl movement

The man schlade all over himself.

by bigshampoo January 12, 2023