"Schmoogle"!
by Zachary Pasquerillo May 15, 2009
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A girl who really doesn't have a clue. Tries to become pregnant multiple times and can't, though barely not a baby herself. Married more than once before she can even drink.
Also a case of insisting on posting every detail about one's day on facebook (perhaps confusing it with twitter) followed by a phrase similar to "ily *insert boyfriend of the week here*" or "my hubby is the best in the world."
This disease is also marked by an inability to spell, form logical thoughts, and thinking that numbers are letters.
Typically given as a nickname to a signifiant other, this disease causes you to call yourself that.
Also a case of insisting on posting every detail about one's day on facebook (perhaps confusing it with twitter) followed by a phrase similar to "ily *insert boyfriend of the week here*" or "my hubby is the best in the world."
This disease is also marked by an inability to spell, form logical thoughts, and thinking that numbers are letters.
Typically given as a nickname to a signifiant other, this disease causes you to call yourself that.
the post:
12:03 PM: O NO!11!!! OMG WTF LOL MAH CAT COUGH3D UP A HAREBAL!1111 WTF ILY BN SOOOOO MUCH 4EVA
12:04 PM: K GUYS LOL I CL3AEND IT UP ILY BN SOOOOO MUCH 4EVA
12:05 PM: LOL MAYB I SHUD G3T HIM SOM MEDS ILY BN SOOOOO MUCH 4EVA
12:10 PM: LOL FAECBOK IM OUT GO 2 DA S2R3 GET SOME M3DS JOIN M3 AT WALMART???!?!??? BN SI DA BST HUSBAND AVA!!111! WTF LOL
Girl 1: Did you see that girl's post on facebook? Do I really have to care that her cat just coughed up a hairball, and then she cleaned it up, and now she thinks she needs to get the cat medication?
Girl 2: And look! Now she's going to the store!
Girl 3: I don't know how you even read that. The only part I could make out was "ily bn sooooo much 4eva."
Girl 1: She's such a schmookiepoo.
12:03 PM: O NO!11!!! OMG WTF LOL MAH CAT COUGH3D UP A HAREBAL!1111 WTF ILY BN SOOOOO MUCH 4EVA
12:04 PM: K GUYS LOL I CL3AEND IT UP ILY BN SOOOOO MUCH 4EVA
12:05 PM: LOL MAYB I SHUD G3T HIM SOM MEDS ILY BN SOOOOO MUCH 4EVA
12:10 PM: LOL FAECBOK IM OUT GO 2 DA S2R3 GET SOME M3DS JOIN M3 AT WALMART???!?!??? BN SI DA BST HUSBAND AVA!!111! WTF LOL
Girl 1: Did you see that girl's post on facebook? Do I really have to care that her cat just coughed up a hairball, and then she cleaned it up, and now she thinks she needs to get the cat medication?
Girl 2: And look! Now she's going to the store!
Girl 3: I don't know how you even read that. The only part I could make out was "ily bn sooooo much 4eva."
Girl 1: She's such a schmookiepoo.
by last but not least June 20, 2011
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Yeah, you're talking about Ashley's new boyfriend? That dude is such a fucking schmoo. No idea why she likes him.
by boosh22 March 11, 2016
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Get the Schmoo mug.schmoo: a fat or ugly person..used as a word instead to not hurt their feelings... usually used in conjunction with the word shamando..
girl1:"hey kim what you think of that guy over there?"
girl2: "ewwww schmooo"
guyoverther:"i wonder what that means, maybe they think im c00l?"
girl2: "ewwww schmooo"
guyoverther:"i wonder what that means, maybe they think im c00l?"
by ericka! July 13, 2004
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