schlaag

A rude insult, as in calling them mean, rude, or a jerk. It's used just like the "f" word.

"Your being a schlaag."" What the schlaag."

by Logical_wisdom January 23, 2015

schlaberlatz

A person or thing that has a strange look. For example a long beard, snot from the nose, or tentacles, or a wobbling stomach.

Synonym: wobbler

"Man that guy has a schlaberlatz"
"Did you see that guy's schlaberlatz hanging from his nose?"

by Sheeeshkabobb July 9, 2017

schlage

When you're high as fuck and are too lazy to get up or do anything for anyone

Oh my god, stop being a Schlage!

by Shlagedong August 19, 2017

Schlaggy tuesday

(Noun): The act of getting schlagered on a tuesday. Every tuesday, falling face first hands second and completely getting schlaged out of this world. A very fucked up tuesday.

Person one: "what you doing tuesday"
Person two: "Not sure, i think im gonna go for a schlaggy tuesday"

"I never want schlaggy tuesday to happen to me"

"I cant believe i just had a schlaggy tuesday"

by Djtsizzle867 November 22, 2017

schlamo

A person whos sence of humor and ideas are twisted, weird or strange. These people are usually normal seeming people

Gus is a true schlamo, dispite the fact he seems to get all the bitches

by A real schlamo May 19, 2018

schlamo

When a nba 2k player is mad, then proceeds to be dunked on.

Stop being such a sour schlamo, accept who you are and take it

by A real schlamo May 19, 2018

schlaf't

Word used to denote, convey, or evoke tease and provocation, esp. in a salacious manner.

Man #1: Hey, I'm feeling a bit under the weather. Could you come here please?
Man #2: Shut up
Man #1: I summon you to come hither at once, you moist imp!
Man #2: Schlaf't hehe

by Wibbster_joe May 9, 2018