2 definitions by A real schlamo

1
When a nba 2k player is mad, then proceeds to be dunked on.
Stop being such a sour schlamo, accept who you are and take it
by A real schlamo March 31, 2018
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A person whos sence of humor and ideas are twisted, weird or strange. These people are usually normal seeming people
Gus is a true schlamo, dispite the fact he seems to get all the bitches
by A real schlamo March 31, 2018
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