snapper pie

To eat pussy that is all red and sore from being beat up by the person before you

That bitch was a hoe ,but she did have some good tasting snapper pie.

by jayfromcatty June 27, 2009

Snapper

1. A type of fish.
2. Slang for cunt.
3. A fine Hugh Cornwell song.

1. Let's get some snapper.
2. Let's get some snapper.
3. Track #2 on Guilty.

by Dick Splash November 9, 2003

super market monkey slapper

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.

Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!

by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005

Snapper

(noun) 1. A small amount of pot (usually rolled into a ball) that is smoked through a water pipe and completely consumed by the user in one breath. It makes a "snapping" noise when pulled through the small hole at the bottom of the bowl.

Dude, load me a lil snapper befor I go to work.

by Ramidus April 23, 2003

Skapper

A cross between a Skank and a Slapper. A derogatory yet affectionate term to define an at least semi-attractive female. Most effectively used when shouted out loud in public upon site of said female to alert male counterparts to her presence.

As the boys wandered down the street Rohan yelled out "Skapper" to boys turned to their left and sure enough there was a tight brunnette in a bikini.

by mkmydnr August 27, 2009

Snapper slap

The female equivalent of cock blocking. The act of preventing sexual activity for a woman.

If you even try hooking up with your old boyfriend, I will snapper slap that shit so fast....

by MisAdventure66 January 24, 2017

Scalper

A literal garbage human that has massive amounts on unearned wealth by buying up a retail of its stock of a specific item (whether it be game consoles, PC components or Pokemon cards) and resell them at a ridiculously high price

Scalpers became the bane of everyone's existence when the COVID-19 pandemic hit in 2020, as Scalpers started to use custom made bots to buy the stocks of PS5s, XBOX Series X and Series X before everyone else does, not to mention buy up boxes of McDonald's exclusive Pokemon cards before Mickey D's had the chance to plant them into happy meals

However as of this article's writing, the modern day Scalper gets away with this trashy foolishness as Scalping is only illegal if they scalp tickets to sports events and other live events

Billy: Hi gang, i just got this sweet computer
Friend 1: Where did you get it?
Billy: StockX (THE Website that encouraged the Scalper movement as it is now)
Friend 2: Mate, you got hosed - We got ours at retail price
*Billy goes on road to be hit by a semi truck after realizing his fuck up*

by Sgt. Bilby October 10, 2021