san francisco sausage

the act of homosexual oral sex

erik really wasnts to eat a san francisco sausage from bryce.

by dr fart nugget the 2nd July 9, 2010

San Francisco semen surprise

To jerk off, off the side of the golden gate bridge. Extra points if you hit Alcatraz.

Thala: where the hell were you?
Michael: giving big red the San Francisco semen surprise!!!!

by righteousconsumption October 20, 2014

San Francisco Christmas tree

A four-person minimum gymnastic homosexual feat of strength, endurance, and simultaneous load blowing and collapse. A vertical structure of two human centipedes zipped together at the penii (see docking) that come together when the top two participants kiss to form the pinnacle of the tree.

Eric blew out his ACL because he thought he was strong enough to be the base of a San Francisco Christmas tree.

by ForearmDeep November 8, 2019

San Francisco St. Bernard

Homeless people who defacate on the street in the middle of the night leaving large piles which must be minded else those new Bruno Maglis or that fresh petticure won't be that new or fresh.

Newbie: I really love this new job, but walking here from the ferry, I surprised how many St. Bernards there are in the city and how few of their owners clean up after them.

Veteran: San Francisco St. Bernards? No, that's just homeless output.

by Alfetta159 December 14, 2010

San Francisco Steam Train

An orgy of gay men who create a conga line and fuck each other from behind simultaneously. An anal chain gang, popularized in San Francisco.

Girlfriend, my ass is still hurting from the awesome San Francisco Steam Train we had last night.

by Mr Swipe August 19, 2007

San Francisco Treat

This is where a man and his life partner prepare some "Rice a Roni" in a large skillet all the while, being nude. Once the rice is ready, place in a large serving dish. The two fun boys then begin to manually relive each other to the point of climax. The "gun barrels" then empty onto the rice and thus the "San Francisco Treat" is ready to be consumed. Allow 5 min to settle, add salt to taste.

So, I heard that you and your lover made and ate a "San Francisco Treat" last night. Did you remember to wear a smile?

by the "R" February 19, 2010

San Francisco Meat Trolley

When two dudes touch their boners together at the tips creating one straight line super-boner, and another dude jerks both of them off at the same time, all the away across both dicks back and forth.

gay homo san francisco meat trolley

by CoonDogg January 23, 2012