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Bloody Salmon

When Toby eats out his girl Hailey and she climaxes so hard she bleeds
Damn Toby I saw you gave Hailey a big old bloody salmon last night
by Fishpussy2 May 13, 2019
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Salmon Mousse

'Salmon Mousse' is a fish dish mixed with whipped cream or gelatin.
This Mousse is highly sort after by a french organisation which is translated to 'The Anti Fish League', this was set up after a number of cold fish dishes turned on thier consumers and tried to kill them.

'Salmon Mousse' can also be used to express how stupid you think someone is, thus comparing someone to the phrase 'thick as two shits'.
A: 'Becareful with that Salmon Mousse, we don't wnat it to kill us!'

B: 'Honestly, Craig. You're as thick as a Salmon Mousse'
by Shmopho September 1, 2008
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Flaky Salmon

An activity that involves positioning your hand between legs of anyone sitting nearby with a flat palm and slapping hands rapidly between the thighs of the person, preferably someone who would not file a battery claim against you. This supposedly represents an Awkward Salmon struggling out of water.

It can be an performed by an individual when the conversation has died down to the point of awkwardness.

Usually screaming "Flaky Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.

This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.
Tito: What the F----?!? How's your classes going, DOUG?
Doug: So... Do you like weather?

Tito: .....
Doug: It's crazy... so many people here... potential witnesses.....
Tito: Waiter! What does a black guy have to do to get some "wudder"?
Doug: Give a guy some water-- he's black and he's been through a lot!

Doug: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'Tito' and begins slapping. '

Doug: FLAKY SALMON! JAJAJAJAJAAAA

Tito: .....

Doug: .....

Tito: .....
by dasflyinturtleesq November 12, 2018
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Salmon job

A hand job in witch the innards of a salmon is used as the lube of choice
Bro, Caitlin gave me an amazing salmon job last night I still smell like fish I loved it
by Autism fights official December 3, 2016
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Glaze the Salmon

To stroke one's manhood while drinking craft beer in a strange city.
Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.
by The Grimm Reaper August 5, 2022
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salmon breath

when she toppin' her man good and the cum in her mouth makes her breath stank, so after her breath smell bad cause' she gave head
by gamergirl564 December 19, 2018
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akward salmon

When you speraticly slap the inner thighs of the person in front of you.
My buddy gave me an AKWARD SALMON in gormation.
by Theboss88 May 2, 2016
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