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Salmon Panties 

Those tight salmon-coloured little shorties that jockholes and, to a lesser extent, commerce students, get around in. Sometimes accompanied with a popped shirt collar.

Clearly a mistaken fashion trend, salmon panties indicate a complete lack of originality, and a vain attempt to look metrosexual and/or look like one is transcending gender stereotypes regarding colours. In the end, it probably has nothing to do with either, and more to do with a need to conform to jockhole norms.
Ed: "Hey Steve, check out that dude walking across campus wearing those little salmon panties. Man, he has no idea how ridiculous he looks".

Steve: "Shut up, man. I'm too busy checking out blondie over there. Stop looking at guys"
Salmon Panties by EduardoRodriguez December 11, 2012
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Salmon Panty 

the unfortunate circumstance of a woman's underwear smelling of fish
Girl, you've got some serious salmon panty goin' on over there. Go take a shower or somethin'.
Salmon Panty by Skankbone November 26, 2013

Salmon handler

The art of venturing into the nether regions of a woman. Aka fingering the pussy.
I am now a licensed salmon handler.
Salmon handler by E.L.James October 19, 2015

Salmon Sac 

A used condom full of semen that is left inside the vagina after pulling out.
Ted didn't want his mom to find a used condom in his trash can, so he left his lover a Salmon Sac with mutual consent.

Salmon Sac 

When a used condom full of semen is left inside the vagina after the guy pulls out.
Ted didn't want his mom to see a used condom in his trash, so he left his lover a Salmon Sac with mutual consent.

salmon dive 

The art of falling over and stiffening up flat like a salmon, in order to provide entertainment for whoever is watching.
"Chrissie B fell off his skateboard and performed the ultimate salmon dive!"
salmon dive by Sendu20 July 31, 2016

Salmon and BJ Day

The day after St. Patrick's Day is the Irish version of Steak and BJ Day, only salmon is the dish of choice rather than steak.
I can't get too drunk on green beer tonight, tomorrow is Salmon and BJ Day and I'd like to enjoy it.