by easyrider September 19, 2007
by Thenig187 September 05, 2017
In recent years, lazy women everywhere have fallen in love with the airport roller-bag. This isn't about a true, specific need to transport heavy items over a distance on foot, conscientiously minding manners. No, a true roller-hag drags this freaking bag every day that she's forgotten her manners. She drags the bag wide to the side, limp arm outstretched so her lazy ass takes up as much sidewalk, escalator, doorway or walkway space as possible.
Roller-hag spotting:
- bag is rolling at a wide berth
- hag is often walking slowly
- the other hand usually has a phone
- she is out of shape
- the hag rarely picks up the bag for any number of steps, instead opting for lazily flopping it at odd angles.
- even if she sees you coming, she will not allow you--man or woman--to pass first, thus...
- roller-hags often have an unfortunate trail of victims trying to go around
Common locations of roller-hags:
- busy subway systems
- escalators
- elevator doors
- busy colleges
- other pedestrian rush locations
- anywhere you're trying to make good time
Survival tip:
If you see a roller-hag about to get in front of you and she has a drink held in a napkin or a snack, she's not in a rush, so you'd better get in front before she cuts you off. She is prone to stop at any moment to talk, sight-see, or find her phone.
Roller-hag spotting:
- bag is rolling at a wide berth
- hag is often walking slowly
- the other hand usually has a phone
- she is out of shape
- the hag rarely picks up the bag for any number of steps, instead opting for lazily flopping it at odd angles.
- even if she sees you coming, she will not allow you--man or woman--to pass first, thus...
- roller-hags often have an unfortunate trail of victims trying to go around
Common locations of roller-hags:
- busy subway systems
- escalators
- elevator doors
- busy colleges
- other pedestrian rush locations
- anywhere you're trying to make good time
Survival tip:
If you see a roller-hag about to get in front of you and she has a drink held in a napkin or a snack, she's not in a rush, so you'd better get in front before she cuts you off. She is prone to stop at any moment to talk, sight-see, or find her phone.
Victim: I can go get coffee next door and be back in 10 minutes... ! Oh no! There goes a roller-hag! (picking up pace)... Must... get... to... sidewalk... first!
by The_Dingo November 05, 2010
by ITS TANYA BITCH August 23, 2011
Simply put, the two most shit scary individuals in England. Alex and Chad make up the DI rollers and are not to be fucked with. Controlling a vast empire of power and dictatorship and cuasing fear around most parts of the capital.
by Annonomous one October 23, 2008
Annoying gold diggers who have nothing better to do than go to church and punish their kids for no reasons && are way too over protective. They walk around singing "i will boast in the lord my god...i will boast in the one whos worthy...hes worthy" where you hear that song you know you have come across a holy roller.
aka SONYA=/
aka SONYA=/
Holy rollers dont condone sexual behavior or talking to anyone of the opposite sex (but have 30 kids). Holy rollers are major hypocrites.
by Taylor-Marie March 06, 2008
When the person rubs his or her penis in a follow through motion on or in the abdominol muscle.
-Stenson Thomas.
-Stenson Thomas.
by Stevson Thomas February 05, 2009