Definitions by JohhnyCash1

Texas Steam-Roller 

The Texas Steam-Roller is when a man excretes onto a woman’s chest and then delicately massages it in with his bum cheeks.
This is a derogative term and is illegal in several states of America.

The Texas Steam-Roller can be followed up with a Brown Mushroom.

Texas Steam-Roller by JohhnyCash1 November 13, 2007