Rissa Pants

Exact definitions of coolness cannot be defined. Scientists believe one single drop of cute from Pants may very well be enough to light the sun...if it should ever go out.


Ratio of cuteness over awesomeness is purely undefinable due to infinite amounts of both.

Most lovable and adorable person that may very well walk the planet.

"That girl has Asteroids in her pocket?!?!
She must be a Rissa Pants."


"Her smile just freakin blinded the guy in the minivan officer! I swear, she's a total Pants!"

by Ze Rah-Fah March 3, 2009

risto

A waste of a single sperm.

by hihihi March 19, 2003

rissler

A person who enjoys snakes and shoving them where the sun don't shine.

I pretty sure that guy at the zoo was a " rissler".

by TheWeirdFacts November 1, 2021

russo swerve

Any time a wrestling angle takes a shocking, unexpected and senseless twist. Can be applied to the real world any time something completely unexpected (and absurd) happens. Named after pro wrestling writer Vince Russo, who made this completely random form of plot twist commonplace during his time in the WWE, and to an even greater extent during his time in WCW, where he used the Russo Swerve so much that it was considered shocking when a Russo Swerve DIDN'T occur.

*Kenmore delivery man comes to the door*

Kenmore Guy: Here's the fridge you ordered, sir

*brings a huge box into the house*

You: Ah, wonderful! This new refrigerator will look lovely with my East Indian dinette set! Open the box, and let's take a look at it!

*Kenmore guy opens up the box to reveal a donkey*

Kenmore guy: It's a Russo swerve! *runs away*

You: WTF?

Donkey: HEE HAW

by jasonisjericho November 12, 2008

rosso

a total aim machine
OMG OMG Im soo 1337 i can HS u!!!
OMG OMG i got HSed u hax0


Also see lamer, haxor, cheater, aimbot
CS CS CS!!1 I haev t3h ch34tzz!!11!1

"i t0tally pnwed u. u r so a n00b and i am so leet"

by whoknow February 18, 2005

Russophobia

Promoting an unfavorable, negatively biased view of; Russia, the Russian people or its governement by people who; 1) don't understand anything about Russia, 2) have never been and have no desire to visit Russia, 3) don't speak the Russian language, 4) dont have any grasp of Russian History or Culture. The major proponents of Russophobia are first and foremost the BBC, but also the American networks that parrot and ape them like CNN, The Times, The Post. Russophobia is easy to identify when Russia is automatically blamed for any given situation without any evidence, investigation of fact or due process. Russophobia is evident when theres a double standard in the framing and interpretation of actions involving Russia compared to similar or more egregious actions of the United States or its allies.

Person 1: "It's sUch a bummer that CNN and BBC have become such blatant promoters of Russophobia."
Person 2: "Don't worry man, they`re just "fake news". Sooner than later they'll become so obsolete and irrelevant they'll be a skid mark on the underpants of history.

by Faymkonzi December 3, 2018

russo

A white kid that tries to be ghetto and has no resemblence to a black person at all.

That kid's wang is small, he thinks hes black but its just a russo

by Der55 July 1, 2004