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Retro-Worry

This term is used to describe people who like to worry about anything and everything. For the most negative fatalistic pessimistic people in the world.

They worry for events that are ancient history as soon as they find out about them because that's all they know how to do in life is worry and fret and ruminate; it's so pathetic.
"Don't tell Dad you walked across the Frozen River back in 1985 because he will Retro-Worry!"
by Karfentanil February 19, 2021
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retro inde

A person who has a retro style but is also inde
that is one retro inde
by retro inde June 9, 2020
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Retro-sexual

Someone who used to have sex but now doesn't whether voluntarily or not.
I use to do it all the time but now I'm a retro-sexual
by SLD1989 February 12, 2009
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Retro-catfish

Retrocatfish(ing) is an act in which a person you have met online uses/sends old photos or photos before they went through a noticeable physical change.

This commonly happens on dating websites where people post pictures that are a couple of years old. Maybe a person got a new tattoo a few months ago, but did not update their photos. The most extreme version of this is when someone saves older pictures of themselves to specifically send to people in the present day to make one interested in them; with deceitful intent.
Common example: I was so excited to meet Humberto and touch his curls. It turns out he retro-catfished me and had cut them off a year ago!

Extreme example: I can't believe Justin would send me a daily retro-catfish snapchat from 4 years ago. He did not look the same at all!
by Avocado-Maniac May 27, 2020
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Retro-Spank

Pleasuring one's self to pre-digital porn.
I came across Traci Lords today on Porn hub. Needless to say, it was quite the retro-spank.
by RUBIWAN September 19, 2016
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Already Retro

The phenomenon of something instantly becoming retro once it has been released.
Those are some nice glasses. But they're already retro!
by Benncm November 19, 2011
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retro dicked

Sometimes one of the worst decisions you can make.. Also known as hooking up with an ex
Girl I got me retro dicked last night.
by Rincloud January 26, 2018
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