Reformuloomfie

A term to describe a perfume enthusiast who becomes irrationally convinced that a fragrance has been ruined by reformulation, despite the fact that most changes are so subtle they’re imperceptible. After years of chasing discontinued versions and overspending on aged perfumes, they ultimately realize the differences were exaggerated—or entirely imagined. In reality, vintage perfumes only smell noticeably different when they have gone rancid with age. The term critiques the pseudoreligious obsession with reformulations and the belief that modern perfumery is inherently inferior to the past.

The term combines “reformulation” with “oomfie,” a Twitter slang term for “one of my followers” and was coined by Jack Mason of The Perfume Nationalist Podcast.

Person A: It's worth hunting down an older bottle, from what I heard the new formulation is much rougher and screechier compared to the older one.
Person B: Bro, don't be such a reformuloomfie. It smells the same.

by mattblac February 3, 2025

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Resources Synthesis Plants

The macro-scale version of a replicator, focused on bulk production of fundamental commodities. These sprawling industrial complexes use advanced chemistry, nuclear transmutation, and nanoscale assembly to create resources from base feedstocks. Think: pulling nitrogen and hydrogen from the air to synthesize limitless fertilizer, cracking water and atmospheric CO2 into liquid hydrocarbon fuels, or processing silicate rock into pure silicon, aluminum, and oxygen. They turn ubiquitous, low-value materials into the essential building blocks of civilization.

Example: "The asteroid base's life support is a resources synthesis plant. It eats crushed rock, extracts metals, splits the oxide for oxygen, and polymerizes the leftover carbon into plastics and synth-textiles. Your bunk and your spacesuit both started as the same handful of gravel." Resources Synthesis Plants

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

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Reform Party

The collective term for group of old, out of touch, bitter, repressed, smelly assholes and cunts. Their only agenda is lining their pockets and making the rich richer.

Did you see those people at office today?? Total Reform Party.

by Dr01dB01 July 5, 2025

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reform

coillective noun for a group of bigots.

Whilst enjoying my beer in my local pub, the doors swung open and a reform of bigots, drooling at the mouth and dragging their knuckles on the floor. I quickly finished my Merlot and left them to whatever assinine proclivaties they had planned before it included myself.

by Adentify August 18, 2025

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