raked

To make fun of someone, to make a joke out of them

"He got raked so much last night he nearly cried."
"i'm gonna rake him about getting wasted last night so much"

by JammyBambi April 19, 2006

rabid hobo

A homeless person, preferably male, that foams at the mouth and enjoys railing young male children, usually while eating chicken fingers.

The Rabid Hobo took my children and my chicken fingers.

by a rabid hobo May 6, 2018

monkey raped

When a party of African Americans stiff a server

Server 1: How did that 10 top of Canadians treat you?

Server 2: They asked for extra bread 3 times. They only had apps. They all drank water like they were stranded in a desert. Stayed for 3 hours after they were done eating. Separate checks. Half of them didn't tip. The other half left less than 10%

Server 1: Ouch! You just got monkey raped.

by DamnCanadian July 27, 2011

Cannibalistic Rabid Bear Fight

A series of drinks taken in rapid succession: 1) Shot of Wild Turkey, 2) Shot of Goldschlager 3) Jager bomb, 4) Irish car bomb

Friend A: "Hey dude, you feel like going out tonight?"
Friend B: "Man, I feel like getting drunk but I just don't feel like drinking a lot."
Friend A: "Oh, I've got the solution: a cannibalistic rabid bear fight."
Friend B: "Uh, what the fuck is that? I've heard of a bear fight, but..."
Friend A: "It's a bear fight with two shots tacked on. You'll be done drinking in a minute but you'll be drink for hours."
Friend B: "Sounds good. Let's go."

by J-Rich24 July 4, 2016

Face raped

Making out for more than five minutes to the point where your lips get chapped.

Boy Alex face raped girl Alex when they hung out.

by Sophia1815 November 20, 2018

raked

To have a suspension setup that makes the rear of the car sit higher than the front by a decent margin.

Look at that Hemi 'Cuda, it's raked as can be with those massive drag slicks.

by ._. August 29, 2007

Raeden

A Badass Motherfucker that will stand up for what he believes, double cross his closest friends for pussy, and carries a homemade shiv made from scissors under his belt under his belt.

Not Raiden, form Mortal Kombat or Metal Gear Series, but Raeden.

Phil: Hey, who's that dude that threatened to shank that guy made fun of the nerds

Alex: Raeden, that kid that also slept with one of his best friends ex.

Phil: He sounds like a heroic douchebag.

Alex: Yes.

by RaiPali November 26, 2013