crunchy queer

A queer that is a bit crunchy,
may have crunchalicious qualities,
never soft.

Look at that queer
Is it crunchy?
No.
Find some crunchy queers,
Like who??
Felix.

by crispityqueer March 7, 2021

Puffer Queer

A person who like to juul because the think its cool

Man 1. Yo that dude's a puffer queer

by Big_Saucy January 30, 2019

Queer Scat

queer poo porn

wanna do queer scat?

by jonre x aleah August 1, 2023

queer tea

When your douche friend drinks green tea while playing beer pong to stay healthy.

1. "AUSTIN! stop slurping on that queer tea!"
2. "I don't need beer i have my green tea!" and you say, "well we're men and we drink beer what are you drinking, queer tea?"

by Humpty Dance Gang August 22, 2011

car queer

An individual that because of their deep love and appreciation for vehicles cannot stay away from car dealerships

I saw your brother in law at the Chevy dealer, he is such a car queer

by Big cat2323 December 29, 2017

Cockroach queer

The pissed-off cockroach motherfuckers that they couldn't kill. Jaded and cynical, brash, often activists by necessity, tend to be older (but not necessarily), definitely battle hardened. From Anthony Oliveira's 2016 tweets:

"oh sorry if we are being unfair unfortunately u guys murdered all the nice gays & now there's just us: the assholes."
"the queers who were nice/patient/gentle all got shot or bullied to death all that's left r me & the other pissed-off cockroach motherfuckers"

Spent my whole queer life fighting for survival, your hate couldn't kill me, I'm fuelled by pure spite and your salty conservative tears, I am a cockroach queer!

by Ani O'brien is a groomer April 5, 2023

Joe Queer

The guitarist and singer for legendary punk band The queers. He probably isn't gay because most of their songs are about chicks.. Oh and by the way, Ursula Finnally Has Tits.

I love Joe Queer's vocals in "Love songs for the retarded" By The Queers

by Stupid over You July 28, 2016