Quaranton

The amount of weight a person gains while stuck home waiting for the coronavirus epidemic to go away.

Forget about a beach bod this summer. I gained a quaranton being stuck in my house for the last month.

by Tenth Power March 31, 2020

quarantunes

Music enjoyed under times of quarantine.

Live quarantunes tonight. Tune in, or tune out!

by ShardsInDaLeg April 21, 2020

QuaranBing

A jianbing that has been procured via alternate methods and under difficult circumstances during this 'special time'.

"My GrubHub delivery guy came so fast, my quaranbing was still warm when it arrived at my doorstep!"

"My craving for jianbing was so intense, I bought a DIY kit and managed to make my own quaranbing at home!"

by UnTourFoodtours April 23, 2020

quarantime

The time in your life when you stay home for endless days, become alcohol dependent, and develop fears about going outside and seeing the Sun.

I quarantime so hard that I think I'll never get rid of this jaundice.

by Muhammad McLovin May 2, 2020

QUARANTIME

A word created by Olivia

Olivia said to me "Quarantime!!! wow that's such a good idea!" only to realize it was all over urban dictionary already. SHE IS THE TRUE CREATOR BOW DOWN TO HER.

by Maximillion10 May 20, 2020

quaranticipation

the sudden frenzied lust for toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and disinfecting wipes triggered by rumors of a viral surge.

The mob descended on the big box store like locusts, eager to strip its pallets of supplies in a surge of quaranticipation.

by J. Sterling February 11, 2021

Quarentines day

A mash up between the words valentines and quarantine. Quarentines day is the day the packages arrive you ordered from Amazon. Said packages must contain gifts for your SO/family member/room-mate that you have been quarantined with. The gifts are usually to smooth over squabbles caused by cabin fever.

I ordered my girl a foot massager for Quarentines Day. There’s no way she will still be mad at me after Amazon hits the porch.

by Parts Daddy June 22, 2022