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Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
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Pucker Factor Zulu

The highest rating achievable for sphincter puckering during a high stress situation. The puckering may be so tight as to cause sphincter fluttering. Anything above Zulu is the complete loss of sphincter control. A Pucker Factor Zulu (PFZ) situation is commonly found in Near Death Experiences (NDE), although a NDE is not required. Items nearby, such as under garments, pants, seats, sofa cusions, etc., are often damaged during a full blown PFZ event, as the sphincter clamps down like a pitbull on a tire swing.
Dude! That near head on collision reached Pucker Factor Zulu. It was 5 minutes before my butt let go of the seat!
by KSparx September 17, 2024
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sympathy pucker

when you relay to your homie some bad news, and they pucker they ass sympathetically in shock.

can be a way of expressing empathy.
"Yo mang, my boy told me he had a run-in with a bear while camping. Gave the homie a sympathy pucker, but he still alive."
by anonymous November 2, 2021
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Pucker

Typical Cockney/Southern slang term meaning great or in agreement.
Seen in massively popular British Comedy series Only Fools and Horses.
Del Boy said to Rodney and Uncle Albert, as they relaxed on their dodgy Spanish holiday; "This is pucker this Rodders innit?"
by Lord Knowledge November 30, 2021
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Puckering

When two gay men repeatedly push their anus' together, creating a "popping" suction sound.
Bro, Chad and I tried puckering last night. I think my roommate heard!
by puckergod January 1, 2025
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Mister Pucker

One, whose asshole is so tight that it causes him to be in a constant state of angst, which they proceed to unleash needlessly upon others.
One colleague to another, "God damn, John is so up tight." Colleague 2, "That's why we call him Mister Pucker!"
by Meester Fuzzums May 9, 2008
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hooty pucker

Uncontrollable sobbing usually during the projection of a sentence.
Sally's hooty pucker's were so bad we couldn't understand a word she was saying.
by joe62890 February 20, 2011
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