Presentate

When a child forgets how to say “present” so they say this word instead because of their lack of vocabulary.

“Okay guys, I am going to presentate my project.. w-wai-wait a minute....... oh sh-“

by I can’t find my own name April 1, 2021

Pressenter

A bitch

Me: hey its that bitch!
Some other guy: oh yeah you mean pressenter?
Me: well of course

by Pressenter May 23, 2021

Pressenter

A coding person

Okay, so, you probably wanted the actual definition of pressenter instead of it saying that I'm a bitch (I did write that lol.) Anyways, I am a part of a studio called Colorful Studios. We make projects and thinking to release our new game, Bop, soon. (If you are reading this, it might already be out.) So, here's a gif that represents our studio pretty good (its the only thing that pops up when I type "colorful" lol.) Alright I'm done talking. Continue your day.

by Pressenter May 24, 2021

Presentate

When you are about to present something in your class but you forgot that 'present' is in your vocabulary so your brain somehow came up with 'presentate' and you'll witness yourself get lectured by your teacher saying that presentate is not a word. Welp, if any of your teachers said that to you, show this to them. It's a word now. Click, BOOM! (also, bonus points if your classmates also correct you.

"Hello Mr./Ms./Mx. Today, I am going to presentate my slides for the topic (insert random topic here). (presents their presentation). Thank you for listening."
Some random person: "It's not 'presentate', it's 'present'."
"Wow, that was a great presentation. But fyi, it's 'present' not 'presentate'. You should learn how to say 'present' correctly."

by Shoyo Hinata was here y'all May 25, 2021

presenteeism

A common behavioural pattern in dysfunctional workplaces where the employee is not evaluated by managers or peers by what they do, but rather what they don't do.

The pinnacle of rock star level employee performance in this model is sitting at a workstation for 8+ hours, frantically producing without impacting anything whatsoever.

I just had a meeting with Jill, Jane and Jack, reporting on achieving absolutely nothing,and had my socks rocked off as to their blinding knack for appearing busy without disturbing anything, presenteeism at its finest delivered by true professional experts.

by prototypist September 1, 2021

promentory

A place where a lake and hill and a valley meet and it makes a appearance in the famous game fallout new vegas

i like to visit our local promentory

by Buttfucker568 September 19, 2021

presentation college

THE BEST school in san fernando, only INSANELY good looking people attend this school, ALL presmen are cheating on a napsgirl with a convent girl, because there dicks are so large.

I love boys from presentation college

by presmen2021 September 20, 2021