pregnant

Slang term for a split condom

Holy shit! It Split! You're Pregnant!

by kymcleod October 10, 2003

pregnant

Something that happen's to a girl when they get a boy in bed without a comdom

this wut happened next day

boy: **** we had sex without a comdom!!

girl: >:D haha got ya now no running away from me again

boy: oh no now i can't get away from you :'(

girl: right so u better buy me everything i want for now one cause i got your baby inside me >:D

always use a comdom always do not egt a girl pregnant use a comdom always use a comdom

by Homie145 May 14, 2006

PREGNANT LAUGHTER

Refer's To Any Player Who Easily Charms The ladies with Jokes And One liner's, Eventually Getting Them Into Bed.Which Might Lead TO Pregnancy

SANDRA: Alice Is Pregnant?

DION: Let Me Guess!!! It Was Carl.

SANDRA: YUP!! Pregnant Laughter

by MATTHEW AND NAWI January 6, 2009

Pregnant

When you wanna slap your husband and say Fuck you!!!

Fuck you Jake!!!! I'm pregnant.

by Thehotperson6789124 March 3, 2019

Mr. Pregnant

An individial who has taken the "getting rich off the internet" thing a little too seriously. His plan is to go on to www.youtube.com and make annyoing videos that lower the IQ of those that watch it. Also, he is the only person in the world that finds his brand of entertainment amusing alhough it appears that his "career" is going absolutely nowhere. Also, he makes up words that make no sense, which is evidence of his retardation, words like "shnaker shnaw" Also, you can guess by the name that he is morbidly obese and loves to show off his manboobs.

When you look at Mr. Pregnant he apprears to be in his late 30's and he has made 20 videos within 11 months of time. What grown man has time for this. Obviously he lives in his parent's basement and has absolutely no job, no girfriend, and no life. From the looks of things he probably never will. I do agree with him on one opinion that he has: Rap music is garbage. Other than that, he is childish.

by Doctor Why May 16, 2007

pregnant roller

Volkswagen Bug , Volkswagen Beetle

My pregnant roller skate from the 1970's is small and looks like a Pregnant Roller Skate

by MKaufm1313 July 27, 2006

pregnant teacher

when your teacher is happily married, young and wants a family, one night she an her husband lay down and make love, and then the women gets pregnant

my teacher is pregnant! she is a pregnant teacher

by hush ok March 4, 2022