prestidissertation

the skilled manipulation of perceptions, statistics, and argument that transforms mediocre data, methods, and desperation into a doctoral degree

Despite having null results and a sample of only three drunk participants, prestidissertation allowed him to earn his degree.

by rodaro February 3, 2014

Preston from Starbucks

That guy with really nice hair and works at Starbucks. He's also really talented but you would really never know. Kinda like Alex from target but better. He tends to wear hats.

"Hey look it's preston from starbucks."
"Don't you mean Alex from target?"

by The illuminati24601 January 20, 2015

preston clay

Cute boy is usually blonde one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet he is definitely a good boyfriend is very hot! trust me you want to date a Preston clay

He's such a Preston clay

by Ani ramsingh March 9, 2015

prestbury

Where strange northern girls come from, who look upon the world outside this town with a sense of wonder and amazement. Often believe in faries

-"did you see that girl Emma talking to the flower pot"
-"Yeah, she's a simpleton from Prestbury looking for Fairies "

by Fgyfthftuh November 13, 2016

preston school

A piece of shit school that doesn't know how to teach kids how to pass exams, the head of the school is an egg

Wow preston school is so shit

by stinkychinkychinesetakeawayman January 24, 2018

prestrand

Defined by The Mental Overload Show podcast as 3 or more guys start a slow jack in separate parts of a room to build up significant precum. Then they all meet in the center of the room, pressing their mushroom heads together, and when they walk backward slowly a spider web like strand of precum is created. Hence the name Prestrand.

Hey Guys, let's make a Prestrand to celebrate the end of the semester!

by MOShowJay March 14, 2018

Preston grenade

Preston garvey but with enough grenades to single handedly destroy the entirety of europe

Oh fuck, here comes preston grenade

by Preston grenades December 5, 2018