porking

A bet involving going to the club with the intention of sleeping with the fattest hoe you can find, in the hopes your bitch will be fatter then the ones your buddies pick up, so you get the pot of money

So what do you guys want to do?

Let's go porking!

Alright, winner gets $100.

by FTT360 December 8, 2006

Partington

1. Another Definition for "Dirty Bitch"

2. Someone who could steal your heart with a single glance.

Person A: Hey look at that dirty bitch!

Person B: Stop swearing in public, But yes I do see that Partington.

by smileteethfirst December 6, 2010

Portlingus

Very poor cunnilingus caused by your boyfriend being too drunk from visiting breweries in Portland Oregon.

Girl one "Damn Steve's tongue was all over the place last night. He thought my clit was a punching bag. I knew I shouldn't have taken him to Rogue and Deschutes."

Girl two "That's Portlingus for you."

by Sloppy tongue September 4, 2011

posting

the act of smoking weed with your friends while doing absolutely nothing and having no future plans for the night.

Nick: yo what u doin?
Steve: posting

by iceburgZ January 1, 2010

Parting of the red sea

Getting your period. prs dialing number 7

Wow....I wanted to do some in and out tonight...but since it's the week of my parting of the red sea....I'll just stay home with my ZX2000 instead of going to Le trapeze

by Andi March 7, 2005

Porking

to get a good dicking!

by herman wooks winds of war June 11, 2003

porking

the act of lifting your leg like a dog and then emitting toxic gas from your anus. commonly brought up when talking about being burritoed.

Matt smirked and began porking in the middle of his AP Environmental Science class.

by white muddaafuggaaa November 2, 2011