Portered

To sue for defamation but make yourself look so bad that you appear as the guilty party, have the case thrown out and made liable for all costs.
"Hey, did I tell you what happened when Ben and Bruce the media sued for defamation?"
"No, did they win?"
"Of course not. They just Portered themselves."
by RealBobDobalina November 28, 2023
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Portered

Getting drunk and passing out on a park bench, then having a homeless man mug you for everything except a shitty android.
I can’t go to the bar-hopping for a few weeks. I got Portered
by Lilbob February 10, 2025
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Portered

Getting drunk and passing out on a park bench, then getting mugged for everything except your shitty android
Unfortunately, I went out last weekend and got portered
by Lilbob February 10, 2025
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Playing Porter

When you either have magical body positioning that can impress even the greatest legends in your career field or when nobody sees you at work but you fill the blotter with outstanding work ethic that only a model SF Defender could accomplish.
Man it's cold out there. I'm just playing porter tonight.
by Thisoldog March 04, 2015
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Porter’s Folder Maneuver

An act of male and male intercourse where you stick your booger in their butt, so that it stick’s together, following that put a booger on the tip to seal it shut. A form of edging.
YOOOOOOO Eric P. I heard you did the Porter Folder Maneuver on Peggy?!?!?!?!”
HECK YA! It stuck to my tip” defined Porter’s Folder Maneuver
by TylaDATerrific October 31, 2022
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The Porter

When you jizz all over a girls face and extract her period blood and pour it all over her, before you release your steaming diarrhoea all over her. Then you get your dad to lick it off naked.
Oh man I gave my girl the porter last night, it was rad.
by youreds February 10, 2025
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Porter Collins

a person who only eats food the color of his skin or lighter. he gets very upset when you accuse him of things he has done. Porter has negative rizz and most porters will never experience romantic love of any sort (unless it is with a dog)
"who ate all the the rolls and drank all the milk?"

"oh thats just porter collins being porter."
by Tuckmeat December 01, 2022
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